Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for October 28, 2020

The horror.

Wait, they’ll grow into monstrosities.

Try some, see if it has a pumpkinny-spicy flavor to it. If no, then it’s last month’s pot roast.

Guess that’s why freezers have suddenly become the appliance du jour.

If you can’t identify what it was, it’s probably time to throw it out.

We compost all our vegetable kitchen waste – UROs (Unidentified Refrigerated Objects) are classified as pre-composted.

My wife is a nurse. She is running a number of ad-hoc clinics at the moment (at churches, drive through in parking lots, out of the back seat of our car at the park downtown for the homeless), so we have flu vaccine on the top shelf of our refrigerator.

I have a visiting raccoon. I call her my four legged garbage disposal.

It’s the kid’s Science Fair project.

Green marshmallow monster Peeps.

What is he doing in my kitchen?

If you are not sure, don’t eat it

What decorations require refrigeration? Ice cream pumpkins?

The green thing in the back is either old meat or new cheese!

RIP Neal Simon.

Huh??? This makes absolutely no sense. Good one stahler, you really outdid yourself with lameness