Let’s just hope they don’t start using Facebook for the comment section. They will lose about everybody who comments. Unless they get rid of the comment section to save money for them to get their new houses.
Stop throwing the bloody ticks you’ve been pulling off my Squirrel-Dog at the Bath Mat Factory.
(That’s the job of Mother and Cousin Glenola)
P.S. When the three of Them get drunk on fermented chicken and dumplings and go on a Squirrel-Dog bloody tick throwing binge not even Vlad can protect them from themselves.
P.P.S. And You leave our shoelaces out of this!!! (!)
I’ve heard that the summer schedule for tours of the Bath Mat Factory have been extended due to rising concern in the community beyond Froglandia regarding the need for sanitary bath mats to combat the the epidemic of slippage and falls that began as a way for people to express their dismay in a comical fashion.
Well, I found the water source. I noted which side of the house had the pipes and walked in that direction. The sewerage runs the other way, so I assume there is a septic tank and leach field downhill of the house. Farther uphill, about half a mile, there is a pond off a stream. The water looks usable as-is, but the pond has a passive filter system down along one end of it, and the piping to the house comes from there. Looks like there are fish, also. And a large number of nut trees are on the path between the pond and the house. I’ll have to come back up here with some tackle and a couple of buckets in which to haul back nuts and fish. There are apples, too. I can stock up for a bit, I guess. I’m in no hurry to go anywhere, since I don’t know where I am or how I came to be here. And waking up in a ditch usually doesn’t improve one’s trust in humanity, so if I can avoid people for a while, that’s okay, too. And, the setup here looks like it should be perfect for surviving the winter, which cannot now be far off. I am feeling a distinct lack of ambition to be on the road.
When my time comes, I want to be sent out on the Sea of Lame on a funeral pyre raft, stuffed with fireworks. I’m hoping Grace will light the fuse. The plumage will be grand that day.
It is painful to see our beloved landmark Bath Mat Factory besmirched blood-red by the same dastardly villains who have even attacked the trial-run hearse. Thank goodness that the Mighty Right Arm of Vlad also is here for sisterly protection. I guess I’m not sure that even a living legend like Mark Calaway* can help the Froglandia Apocalypse, though….
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 3 years ago
If you want to know what’s happening, what’s going on, what’s what, and what you can do about it. DUN wait until the last minute, follow the LINK.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/49ba77c8d6a69e6361e2e3c8ec1b8c55/a00926f41371e189-bd/s1280x1920/148b9cdc18ca811a2819113177fc26d31d32aafc.jpg
katina.cooper over 3 years ago
Let’s just hope they don’t start using Facebook for the comment section. They will lose about everybody who comments. Unless they get rid of the comment section to save money for them to get their new houses.
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member over 3 years ago
Stop throwing the bloody ticks you’ve been pulling off my Squirrel-Dog at the Bath Mat Factory.
(That’s the job of Mother and Cousin Glenola)
P.S. When the three of Them get drunk on fermented chicken and dumplings and go on a Squirrel-Dog bloody tick throwing binge not even Vlad can protect them from themselves.
P.P.S. And You leave our shoelaces out of this!!! (!)
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 3 years ago
I’ve heard that the summer schedule for tours of the Bath Mat Factory have been extended due to rising concern in the community beyond Froglandia regarding the need for sanitary bath mats to combat the the epidemic of slippage and falls that began as a way for people to express their dismay in a comical fashion.
descabro over 3 years ago
Vlad’s back! Should have guessed it from the hearses.
3hourtour Premium Member over 3 years ago
… I stand naked on the bath mat…
…I see myself in the mirror…
…but the mirror is foggy….
…and i realize that Matt and Foggy are to comic characters…
…am i a comic strip character, too?…
…not Popeye….
…it’s not my forearms that is tremendous enlarged…
…oh my gosh…
…I am a character from Miss Peach…
…but no one thinks of Miss Peach anymore…
…maybe I am a postcard sent to the leverage of a takeover Govid…
…the poor things, ruin ruin ruining things just for a bigger golden parachute…
…sad really…
…OMG…
… I’m Snidely Whiplash…
…with a splash of Scrooge McDuck…
Howard'sMyHero over 3 years ago
Weeping willows, Toto … I guess we’re not in Kansas City anymore … the factory has groan bigger than expected …!
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Can I place an order for 2 Froggy shaped bath Mats or was the special sale last week?
INGSOC over 3 years ago
very recently attended a rehearsal where the casket was driven to the cemetery on a practice run before the funeral
Radish the wordsmith over 3 years ago
Well, tell me more, tell me more, tell me more
I mean, was he a heavy doper or
Was he just a loser?
He was a friend of yours.
What do you mean, he had bullet holes in his mirrors?
He tried to do his best but he could not
Please take my advice
Open up the tired eyes
.
Neil Young – Tired Eyes
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 3 years ago
Well, I found the water source. I noted which side of the house had the pipes and walked in that direction. The sewerage runs the other way, so I assume there is a septic tank and leach field downhill of the house. Farther uphill, about half a mile, there is a pond off a stream. The water looks usable as-is, but the pond has a passive filter system down along one end of it, and the piping to the house comes from there. Looks like there are fish, also. And a large number of nut trees are on the path between the pond and the house. I’ll have to come back up here with some tackle and a couple of buckets in which to haul back nuts and fish. There are apples, too. I can stock up for a bit, I guess. I’m in no hurry to go anywhere, since I don’t know where I am or how I came to be here. And waking up in a ditch usually doesn’t improve one’s trust in humanity, so if I can avoid people for a while, that’s okay, too. And, the setup here looks like it should be perfect for surviving the winter, which cannot now be far off. I am feeling a distinct lack of ambition to be on the road.
6turtle9 over 3 years ago
When my time comes, I want to be sent out on the Sea of Lame on a funeral pyre raft, stuffed with fireworks. I’m hoping Grace will light the fuse. The plumage will be grand that day.
InquireWithin over 3 years ago
“Don’t wait for the hearse to take you to Vlad…” Hmm
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 3 years ago
The latest from The Daily Cartoonist, re: Frog Applause.
http://www.dailycartoonist.com/index.php/2020/09/27/gocomics-dropping-frog-applause-the-conjurers-others-connie-to-the-wonnie-drops-gocomics/
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
It is painful to see our beloved landmark Bath Mat Factory besmirched blood-red by the same dastardly villains who have even attacked the trial-run hearse. Thank goodness that the Mighty Right Arm of Vlad also is here for sisterly protection. I guess I’m not sure that even a living legend like Mark Calaway* can help the Froglandia Apocalypse, though….
*The Undertaker, you know—
https://tinyurl.com/vmfkgbr