Clay Bennett for September 26, 2020

Is it wrong that I’m kinda hoping he refuses to leave and they have to drag his fat arse out kicking and screaming?

Fake cartoon: He would (will?) be tweeting like mad!

Please make it so.

The movers would have to be strong men to cart that tub of lard away. Goodbye and good pittance to the most contemptible man in American history. Jail awaits, count on it.

Clay, are you trying to influence the election?

Too bad we can’t revert to days of old when trump would be tarred and feathered and chased by men with pitchforks as he ran out of town.

If the ☠resident is counting on his supporters to help him seize control, he may be in for a big surprise at their indifference to him.

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Nearly two-thirds of US voters say Trump has not made them better offFT-Peterson poll casts doubt on whether economic arguments will boost president’s campaign

https://www.ft.com/content/ce7e9f7c-fc13-11e9-a354-36acbbb0d9b6

I know the Desk is Historic, Still drag it out and burn it as it is contaminated!!!

Make it the toilet, Mr. Bennett. Pants around ankles. Phone in one hand. Maggot sized pee-pee in the other.

We can only hope…

Is Drumpf doing a sit-in protest?

Taking him straight to GTMO…

HE doesn’t get to say whether he stays. THE AMERICAN PEOPLE do.

“OK, who put the Gorilla Glue on the President’s chair!?”

https://comb.io/0CVlYT

Back around 1940 they carried a Governor of Louisiana in his chair. It was in the NewsReels

Don’t forget to fumigate the White House after the cult leader is dragged out.

“Landlord said this morning to me, ‘Give me your key. This flop ain’t free…’”

Of course his last great act of defiance was to not wear a mask. I’ll bet he had his Depends on and filled to capacity as he said, “You’re Shit’n Me.”

Those people are a lethal threat to me & my family. I have asthma; my wife is asthmatic + COPD; my grandson is mixed race.

They’ll need a forklift to move FATUS.

Somebody was saying the other day that if he loses the vote by a large enough margin… or becomes convinced that he would… he’ll just walk out, because his personality has never really advanced past the usual 2-year-old tantrum stage. Does seem plausible, but alas, not realistic. If only because he needs to keep being president in order to avoid jail time.

Yup…

My favorite means of SwampyDon removal is a man-sized rat trap that was on “a Late Show with Stephen Colbert” a couple nights ago. …hilarious piece on Whitehouse exterminator!

I’ve seen rumors that there is a lottery in the Secret Service to determine who gets to drag him out and hand him over to the NY AG.

It’s been reported ad nauseam that he doesn’t even spend much time in the oval office, ironically.

As to the polls – after what happened to Hillary, you can’t trust the polls. Nobody has polled ME yet! Trump and his Postmaster General will probably throw all the mailed in ballots away – like they did all those postal machines! That’s why our family is taking our ballots straight to a polling place & dropping them off there!

SPOT ON!

I’d pay to see that!

The Democrats have always let the Republicans get away with the dubiously legal crap they pull when in office. This is possible because the Republicans cooperate by attempting to cover it up first. Once the Democrats are back in power, they have to try to get along with the Republicans who are still in the congress in order to accomplish anything. No Republican is innocent, even those who just went along to get along. And, the Democrats realize that exposing governmental misconduct does not inspire confidence either from American voters or from the world as a whole.

Trump is a whole different situation. First, there is nothing remotely dubious about whether his activates are illegal. Second, he not only doesn’t attempt to cover them up, he announces them on television, recorded. Of course, he probably is covering some things up, which is mind boggling, since what he brags about it pretty awful.At any rate, the Democrats are put in the position of being unable to ignore Trump’s illegal activates. If they do, they align themselves with the “go along to get along” crowd. That undermines any remaining confidence in our entire government, and creates a situation that scares them more than the results of letting the Republicans get what they deserve.

Re after election RW civil war. Given the actual number of reich wingers(aka brown shirts) who showed up in Portland, IMPO of the RW gun toting protesters who talk about showing up at least 50% consist of boasts and brags.

Its like actual front line soldiers(that being those who have been shot at) and the rear area commandos(the 7 out of 10 in any war zone who are back in the rear with the gear-Bill Mauldin did some great WWII cartoons about that subject) in the group of those who have been shot at, you do not see boasting or bragging as most would rather not talk about anything to do with actual combat. Now, funny stories OTOH