Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 19, 2011

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    wndrwrthg  almost 13 years ago

    Beer me!

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    EarlWash  almost 13 years ago

    Time for men’s retreat…RIGHT NOW.

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    pouncingtiger  almost 13 years ago

    There’s your chance, Bob. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

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    weasel_monkey  almost 13 years ago

    Hey, at least he got a warning!

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    weasel_monkey  almost 13 years ago

    I’d gladly replace if I got an Emma Watson in the bargain!

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    cdward  almost 13 years ago

    This touches WAY too close to home for me right now. Very raw….

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    Brockie  almost 13 years ago

    Oh they do change and into something, well…you’ll see…..

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    RonaldDavis  almost 13 years ago

    ladyfingers86, that’s smart. For slightly more consistency, it should be “womenopause”.

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    lewisbower  almost 13 years ago

    Oh, I should cater to every whim of SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED at this difficult stage in life. Wonder why she left these docking schedules for one way banana boats?

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    lewisbower  almost 13 years ago

    Didn’t you learn in college, glance with your eyes, don’t turn your head.

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    roctor  almost 13 years ago

    Thats what the lounge is for. Preparing himself for the gut punch when he enters the door.

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    Sandfan  almost 13 years ago

    What’s the difference between an Islamic terrorist and a menopausal woman? You can reason with the terrorist.

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    Varnes  almost 13 years ago
    ladyfinger, you mean womenopause…..
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    pearlandpeach  almost 13 years ago

    isn’t this a repeat?

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    Destiny23  almost 13 years ago

    On All in the Family, Edith thought Archie was going through ‘womenopause’ when he had a hot flash!

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    Digital Frog  almost 13 years ago

    ladyfinger – because it gives men reason to pause?

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    kpduty  almost 13 years ago

    The expression on his face is priceless. And he is DEFINITELY pausing.

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    dflak  almost 13 years ago

    Um, you notice how short a lot of Wiley’s characters are? Unless that’s a very tall door this chap would be about the right hight for a hobbit.

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    PredatorOfOmaha  almost 13 years ago

    There is a reason I call my wife “The Boss.”

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    dfowensby  almost 13 years ago

    yeah. like womenorrhea?? heh. menorrhea, or whatever. at least the monthly lunar schizophrenic ax-murdering psychopath has quit coming around. count yer blessings.

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    dfowensby  almost 13 years ago

    and no more rubbers!

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    gclewis666  almost 13 years ago

    When it happens to your spouse, that’s when you’ll find out why it’s called **men**opause!

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    weasel_monkey  almost 13 years ago

    Seeing as “woman” and “women” both have “man” or “men” in them the feminist option is womyn…. just to ensure a man is never found inside a woman.

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    vldazzle  almost 13 years ago

    I was very lucky to have none of those problems most other women have- no cramps or hot flashes. I also have so little body hair that I never had to shave legs-just armpits;-) Just lucky!!

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    rachelbirder  almost 13 years ago

    Now that I’m through it..don’t miss the mood swings, bloating every month; one mood all the time!! Of course, if women were oogling the hot young men, their husbands would feel threatened. If your wife is jealous, at least she’s still claiming you, willing to be your slave/maid. Poor saps

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