Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 26, 2020

In a bar in Toledo…

…but she doesn’t know when to run. RUN!!

R.I.P Kenny we miss you

She was always a literalist.

As the trucker sang just before the crash, “You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel.”

And remember that’s why Ruby took her “love” to town.

….four hungry children and a crop in the field. He’s had some bad times, but this time the hurting won’t heal.

“Kenny” bears an uncomfortable resemblance to Robert E. Lee.

While in college, a bunch of next door rednecks would play and sing that song after liquid voice enhancement EVERY DAY. Now it’s stuck in my head again Thanks

You knew she hated cooking and putting that crop in the field didn’t help.

It was the best of times, it was a fine time!

I remember seeing an old girlfriend some months after she broke up with me. I literally experienced a stabbing, visceral pain. “Oh great.” I thought. “Now I’m going to die of a cliche.”

Now, remind me, was he just another two timer?

By the time he said that, she was already a vacuum. Talk about checking first …

I hope they don’t forget about the 4 kids and the crop in the field.

He didn’t say it was a fine time to leave him. He said “You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille.” Lots of sarcasm. Big difference.

Looks more like Jerry Garcia!