Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for September 15, 2020

I hope they at least got the magic word.

I think it’s VERY good actually.

Look! Up in the Sky! It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s Groucho Marx.

they should’ve gone with harpo – he’s always silent…

Should have named it Enola Gay 2. No one would want to be around them then.

but it was entertaining…….

Plane? What plane?

I took a plane once, but I had to put it back.

You gotta give that plane its props.

“Did someone call me ‘schnorrer’?”

Let’s spend another billion dollars on a new disguise.

That’s what happens when Groucho is the head engineer.

“This is an incredible plane — it’s stealth, you can’t see it,”

Shoulda drawn it with invisible ink

Who’s the new guy?

When I was curator at a public aquarium back in the 80s I once had to evaluate a new marine mammal trainer as she did her first live show with an audience. She was not so much afraid of the audience but she was very nervous over having me and my assistant among the crowd watching her. So when that day came, my assistant picked up a couple of pairs of those Groucho glasses and we sat among the audience as she went through her performance. After about a quarter of the way, she spotted us and had such a laughing fit that she had to stop the show for a couple of minutes. She then introduced us to the audience, we stood and took a bow and she explained what was going on. We were probably the best part of the show that day and of course she was cured of any shyness after that.

Is he a PD or a disguised anarchist?

Oh man – laugh out loud funny!

Should have used what’shisname’s face. You know, that guy nobody notices?

Now it’s in the witness protection program.

I don’t know. During the Cold War, a Marxist plane might have been accepted as a Communist ally.

That plane’s mustache doesn’t look anything like Groucho’s did.

As a matter of fact, it completely bombed!