Well, we can buy you a smart looking $199 set of pants, (slacks or trousers in the U.K.) and if you wear them, people you meet will immediately think your IQ has risen by 50 points.
Sometimes it’s smarter to do without continuing education Zigster. You wind up in debt for thousands of dollars with a useless degree to show for it.:/
$200 in used books of the right subject and proper author could do wonders. however for modern “college” indoctrination the $200 would buy you one textbook for one class. js
The Wizard of Oz to Scarecrow: “Back where I come from, we have universities, seats of great learning, where men go to become great thinkers. And when they come out, they think deep thoughts and with no more brains than you have. But they have one thing you haven’t got: a diploma.”
So, as Woody did on Cheers – just buy yourself that trophy!
It is easier for a smart person to become smarter than for a dumb person to learn more. Dumb people think they already know everything and are not open to learning anything new.
You won’t be any smarter Ziggy, just have a larger pool of knowledge to draw from. And you can buy a number of books for $200 that will help you do that. Or you can search on line. Lots of collages are putting their lectures up and you can watch for free. Because you will not be tied into just one teacher or one collage you can get more information delivered in a number of styles that will give you a fuller understanding as well.
“Sorry sir but higher education is now dedicated to leftist indoctrination: Making you dumber and badly informed. For $200 we can tell you ‘Trump is a bad man’ ten times.”
josh_bisbee over 3 years ago
We can get you in one class for about 15 minutes
dcdete. over 3 years ago
Well, we can buy you a smart looking $199 set of pants, (slacks or trousers in the U.K.) and if you wear them, people you meet will immediately think your IQ has risen by 50 points.
Baarorso over 3 years ago
Sometimes it’s smarter to do without continuing education Zigster. You wind up in debt for thousands of dollars with a useless degree to show for it.:/
jpayne4040 over 3 years ago
The smartest thing to do is keep your $200 Ziggy!
colddonkey over 3 years ago
and make sure I’m a CEO some place by next week.
blakerl over 3 years ago
Considering the decline in western education. The question is will $200 buy you a plane ticket to Japan.
jw35532 over 3 years ago
What would shoes to fit Ziggy look like?
library_dean over 3 years ago
We really never stop learning.
Saddenedby Premium Member over 3 years ago
$200 in used books of the right subject and proper author could do wonders. however for modern “college” indoctrination the $200 would buy you one textbook for one class. js
Charles Hoeft over 3 years ago
2 + 2= 4 That will be $200 Ziggy.
RossStanton1 over 3 years ago
for $200.00? You can’t even buy the book for that.
Thanksfortheinfo2000 over 3 years ago
The Wizard of Oz to Scarecrow: “Back where I come from, we have universities, seats of great learning, where men go to become great thinkers. And when they come out, they think deep thoughts and with no more brains than you have. But they have one thing you haven’t got: a diploma.”
So, as Woody did on Cheers – just buy yourself that trophy!
Plods with ...™ over 3 years ago
1/2 credits worth
GiantShetlandPony over 3 years ago
If it’s Trump University, you didn’t get smarter, but perhaps you got a little wiser, albeit a pit poorer than you were before.
locake over 3 years ago
It is easier for a smart person to become smarter than for a dumb person to learn more. Dumb people think they already know everything and are not open to learning anything new.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 3 years ago
I find self-instruction is the best method of continuing education. 3rd party accreditation is overrated and expensive.
Hello Sweetie over 3 years ago
You won’t be any smarter Ziggy, just have a larger pool of knowledge to draw from. And you can buy a number of books for $200 that will help you do that. Or you can search on line. Lots of collages are putting their lectures up and you can watch for free. Because you will not be tied into just one teacher or one collage you can get more information delivered in a number of styles that will give you a fuller understanding as well.
SlackPuter over 3 years ago
He should get his reflection to help cover the cost
whelan_jj over 3 years ago
“Sorry sir but higher education is now dedicated to leftist indoctrination: Making you dumber and badly informed. For $200 we can tell you ‘Trump is a bad man’ ten times.”