Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 08, 2020

Good call. Ralph approves.

And if she doesn’t make it to The Ladies’ Room soon, she’ll be walking on it as well.

Eileen creator get drunk too … make boo-boo in text.

Real religion, not those phony grape juice ones.

Dr. told me to drink less and eat healthy. Now I put my morning whiskey on my Wheaties.

Jesus was an alcoholic!?!

I guess that would explain things a bit.

“Eileen like to balance”?? Is this strip written in eastern Europe.?

Eileen’s doctor should know that the advice about drinking 8 glasses of water a day is not scientific.

Alcohol can dehydrate you. Alcohol is a diuretic. It causes your body to remove fluids from your blood through your renal system, which includes the kidneys, ureters, and bladder, at a much quicker rate than other liquids. If you don’t drink enough water with alcohol, you can become dehydrated quickly.

Might as well try to write an all encompassing text on quantum mechanics.

Drink when you are thirsty. This 8-glasses-a-day thing leaches water-soluble vitamins from your body. It’s one of the silliest memes to come down the pike in years. Wine? Unless you are Gerard Depardieu, you probably can’t handle 8 glasses a day.

I’ve started my own religion. We believe David Copperfield is the messiah. I have a change.org petition out there to get him crucified for his jaw-dropping sorcery.

Any excuse, Eileen, any excuse. Doesn’t even have to be religion based.

At UCLA there was this male drinking club called the Kelps. Upon asking of the requirements to join, I was told “one keg per person”.

I never found out whether that meant full 15 gallon or pony 7.5 gallon keg. Now did I find out over what time span that keg needed to be consumed. Say a full keg over a 48 hour weekend. Now I ask the question: Can anyone even drink that much WATER over that time span? At any rate, I fully passed on the Kelps. That was in the mid 60s. I doubt that club is still there.

Eileen should slow down and saviour the bread and hummus.