Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for September 29, 2020

Geez. What a show-off. Could’ve killed it swiftly with a bullet, but nooooo.

Now he has two knives? One in his hand and the other has ripped a hole in his shorts.

It looks like the sheath for Father’s Magic Knife is piercing Tarzan’s loincloth. Must be an uncomfortable carry.

Blowing slime is an odd detail to include.

Buffalo steaks tonight guys!

Tarzan leaps into action only after one of the “extras” in the strip is gored to death.

“But Tarzan was alerted.” It didn’t take much to alert Tarzan. After the bellowing buffalo and screams of the gored man, he immediately knew what was going on.

Tarzan: I’ve been slimed!

I bet he’s charging Tarzan with harassment.

Is that knife long enough to hit what it needs to hit? Oh, of course it is. Dummy me to think otherwise.

Maybe the Buff could just give the T’ster a good slimimg and call it good.

I got slimed by a sea Lion one time.

this is a bunch of bull…..

Don’t let any of that buffalo snot get on your nice, tight leopard print Gucci shorts Tarzan….it’s very difficult to clean! How many more native bearers are going down leaving no one to schlep Piggy-Boy Pomeroy’s junk around? Carrying Your Own Crap Matters!!

This oughtta be good …