World Traveler/Photographer/Retired Educator
Speaks English, Australian, some Spanish, Slang & Cuss Words
I wonder if Cap’n Cross is bow-legged, or like Tarzan, hasn’t changed his underwater underwear in years? That’s why these characters never smile……..Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho-Ho-Ho!
What’s in that huge sack at the stern of Cross’s rowboat…..holiday gifts for the natives?
I predict that Cap’n Criss-Cross Double Cross will be shark food in a few weeks!
Lost treasure at sea? I do believe that Tarzan is going to get very wet and fight a huge octopus. I hope he’s certified for deep sea dives, yo-ho, yo-ho……….
Next up….Tarzan will find Jimmy Hoffa and Judge Crater and who knows who else!
Redfield aka Harry S. Truman has now morphed into something a lot more dangerous than that yellow powdered toothpaste….just wait until Taco Tuesday to find out!
So Porky Brister get skewed by a sharp stone cave shaft. Next up, weaselly wezil in a yellow foam bath?
Throw Fat-Boy Brister into the pool of deadly yellow foam, then Weasley Wizel will follow!
That yellow foaming death is about to hit the fan…..Fat-Bellied Brister and Weasely Wezil will not make it out of that cave alive!
I would never want to sit next to Brister on a long flight from LAX to Africa!