These cheaply-made shields are useless, look for the manufacturer’s label “Made in China”! Next time buy “Made in America”, those shields will do their job!!
Gladiator free-for-all comin’ our way. No blood on the sand, of course and Nemone is already on her second set of Pampers! Where’s Valthor and the Tantor brigade…….
Tarzanacus finally meets his Golden Lion friend who will defend him and protect him in future stories. Now what exactly is Nemone up to since she should have changed her soaked undies by now? Oh, the excitement…….!
Tarzanacus will rise and kill the remaining lion, then hopefully turn his full attention to Queen Nemone who is about to change her unmentionables due to all of this “excitement”!
Double skewer comin’ right up folks, I am Tarzanacus and cannot be conquered! Stay tuned………