B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 16, 2020

It belonged to a little old lady who only took it out to Gather.

No Bentley back then, either.

“Corinthian leather is a term coined by the advertising agency Bozell to describe the upholstery used in certain Chrysler luxury vehicles. The term first appeared in advertising in 1974. Although this is merely a marketing concept, it suggests that the term—not the product—was inspired from the more elaborate and impressive ancient Greek column of the Corinthian order.” – Wikipedia

So in this case… the leather interior was based on a column of stone. Not too far off! (Smirk!)

Maybe the footpegs are leather-capped

I was going to take it for granite.

It’s a stripped-down wheel.

Kid needs to ask Mom. Dad is feeling grim today.

Stupid just like today’s strip

Go ahead kick the wheel !

Ricardo Montalban wants to talk to you, Thor.

Huh? I never seen brown granite before. I had always thought that brown interior stuff was a wooden log.

Just wait until they invent a seat to go with it – boy will you be impressed.

stone chips are the owners responsibility. Also bugs in the teeth.

Don’t throw rocks at the birds and stay away from the bees.

It has air conditioning, if you go fast enough.

What would it take to put you on this wheel?

“Either one will kill you.” Very appropriate."

Wait – it has counter-tops, too?

I wonder if anyone ever really used birds and bees to explain sex? I think I would like to hear the schpiel they spun. Of course I’d like to hear the explanation behind medical leeches. barbers bleeding sick people and mercury as medicine as well. Just curious.

I wonder who came up with that idiotic euphemism for the process of Human reproduction. Birds lay eggs which develop outside the womb and Bees are all created by a single Queen within the hive.

“Interior?!!”

A “fully loaded” wheel? Sounds like a sales gimmick.