Clay Jones for August 11, 2020

Thighland is now offering direct flights to Yo-semite, serving all-you-can-eat hamberders and covfefe — no face masks required; no keeping middle seats open.

Taking a cue from Emirates Air Lines which is now offering loyalty card members free funerals if they catch COVID.

Buy your tickets now, before the owner declares bankruptcy.

THIGH-land is where you end up when you try to “grab ’em by the p*ssy” and miss.

No thanks, I’ll pass.

Okkaayy?

Bulimia, here I come!

Quick! Where’s the brain bleach!!

Arrrrrrrrgh!

Thighland, right next to Vietnam, where we defeated the Nazi’s in WWI. In todays presser, Trump said that the great pandemic of 1917 (1918) was responsible for ending WWII because all the soldiers got sick. On the economic front, used car sales are way up. Another great indicator of the economy coming back strong, I guess. We get the same Trump at every Press briefing, just the lunacy changes.

My eyes !

That’s just plain cruel to your readers, Clay. Someone pass the Brain Bleach, please.

Thai-tanic

Low -hanging fruit.

That poor underwear wants to run away from that body really, really bad!

AAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!!!! MY EYES!!!! Jeeze, Clay, WARN US before you do something like that!!!!

Owwww I need to erase image out if head

I’M BLIND! Also, I’m dumbfounded. By the dumbth.

Now you’ve ruined my day, Clay! How will ever erase this brain worm from my mind?

Clay, you could make a lot of money licensing this image to the DNC for campaign ads.

Thighland, thighland . . . magical girly-boy land

The ‘three body problem’ is tough?

meh

Calculate the gallons of orange dye needed to cover fat boy’s body.

Oh, I see it…………….under that belly.

Good thing he didn’t have to specify Phuket.

NOOOOO MY EYYYYYES…

Dude, some of us have not had breakfast!!! And the rest of us are going to lose it!!!

Shows where trumps mind is when he gets frustrated.. thighs and racial slurs with Semites

The most lawless area is now 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in Washington, D.C. where the occupants are above the law. Trump can’t say Democracy, who cares what other things he can’t pronounce.

Very funny! :-)

More like brainless greedy worthless racist jerk land.

OH! The humanity! I can not unsee this! There is not enough alcohol on the planet!

I don’t think it is appropriate to make fun of his grotesque appearance. He has so many non-physical flaws to address. I put this at the bottom of the list of things that need changing.

Barf me out to the max, I mean like tee-TOTE-a-LEE!

Good Gad, sir, how could you show that obscenity? Think of the children!   ;)

I don’t think he can pronounce whining, it sounds like he’s saying winning.

OMG! Clay, how am I ever going to unsee this orange POS in all his ‘glory’ ???