Clay Bennett for August 05, 2020

That is just too sad. And possibly truthful.

Funerals are a big waste of money. I’m donating my body to scienc. Hopefully my corpse will go to a corpse farm. I would rather my children have my money, instead of a funeral home.

Second one of these today (Darrin Bell had a casket back to school sale, in all sizes from XXS to XL).

I agree w/ both of them.

All to real.

The one business booming in America.

I doubt i can afford a “green” burial, so i’ll probably go with cremation. I can’t justify taking up more space than i already have. Kinky idea…. i’ll have my kids mix my ashes with my late wife’s and spread them on the wind

So, are we smarter yet?

The Government should turn Trump’s golf course into a nice cemetery, free to all. Give Trump $1 compensation.

Sign of the times. If you’re planning on sending your child back to school, better get you sale priced child sized casket, now. If you also have elderly at how, get the adult size casket too!

See what happens when you strip all the agencies, regulations, diplomats, safeguards from government, (the Repu☣lican dream) … it’s now virtually so small that you could drown it in a bathtub. Remember that on election day.

I’m amazed that Hair Furor doesn’t have stock in companies that make body bags and coffins, since HE IS PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR HUGE GROWN IN SALES!

I just saw that a 2nd grader in Georgia tested positive after the first day in school. We all know that there is no such thing a ONE positive case in a group.

These next few weeks could prove disastrous.

Ask about our group discounts!

I’m all for starting a stimulus fund to open a chain of barber shop/meat pie stands around Pennsylvania Avenue and the various Senate Office Buildings (there are a lot of SOB’s). Business is good.

“A hit. A very palpable hit.”

Every Tuesday in the mail I get the local ads for the stores that start on Wednesday. I’m looking at sales for back to school supplies then I see this cartoon. I got this cold chill up my back and the air conditioning hasn’t come on yet. Will I be able to return the Sharpies I purchased for Trump after the election ?

The PTA could make some money here with Mom made caskets. See them now displayed in the library.

Instead of a cap and gown, students will now be awarded a shroud and casket – in their school colors, of course – and instead of a diploma, a parchment scroll of the many “thoughts and prayers” extended to their families (with a certificate of authenticity signed by the president himself and the Sharpie he signed it with). Because after all, “It is what it is.”

The odds of surviving a Trump Presidency diminish every day. None of us are immune from the actions of that fraud in the White House.

So much winning. . .

It’s too unsafe to vote and safe enough to go back to school, scream the right wing morons.

Perfect statement on today’s situation.

I’m surprised they aren’t offering package deals to the families with more than one child./s

Heartbreakingly accurate — I cannot imagine losing a child for the almighty dollar!

Chilling

Teachers and other staff should not have to risk their lives for their jobs! Here in GA (in the county where the 2nd grader tested positive after the 1st day of school). They are forcing staff to work if they were on a multi-year contract (they can’t quit even). And since they own those teachers and staff, those are who have to do in-person schooling. Many of the children come from Republican families and are being told the virus is a hoax. Yes, they are STILL saying that. This is truly a modern take on The Jungle by Upton Sinclair. And, we don’t even know if this virus has long-term resurgence/ consequences for the initial survivors. God Bless the teachers, staff, and kids forced into this nightmare!