Clay Jones for August 05, 2020

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    Kurtass Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I always hated that saying, “it is what it is”. I hate it even more now. Written on the sippy cup.

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    He sucks. As a real estate mogul, as an entrepreneur, as a “reality” TV host, as a person, husband, father or even useful human. We watched tonight as he failed, twice, to read “Yosemite” at some kind of TV thing. “Yo-sim-ite”.

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    jdeathlogan  over 3 years ago

    The most pathetic thing about the interview of Trump by Jonathan Swan was when Trump handed him some charts he thought proved that the United States was doing better than other countries with the pandemic but when Jonathan pushed back at it, Trump had that deer in the headlights look. “You can’t do that!”

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    sevaar777  over 3 years ago

    Hey, that’s not what the GOP does! If people get free paper towel it will make them lazy and unwilling to work. Only non-working billionaires are worthy of support, because they earned their money.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Here are paper towels. Use them to clean up the mess I’m leaving behind… Don’t expect me to do it…

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    wyneaux  over 3 years ago

    Yo! Semites….. Now we’re all Puerto Rico….

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    William Bednar Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Looks like Congress finally past a Covid-19 economic relief bill.

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    FrankErnesto  over 3 years ago

    November 4, 2020, a date that we hope will not live in infamy.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Wait until they get the bill for the “trump brand paper towels”, the bestest, bigliest, suckiest towels EVER, only $99.95 a roll! It’s a YUGE bargain…. MANY PEOPLE have told him so!

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    Ontman  over 3 years ago

    I wonder how many people that voted for him wonder ‘what was I thinking’? There must be some.

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    pc368dude  over 3 years ago

    That sippy cup with ‘it is what it is’ on it; leave it there.

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    Reality by decree.

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    mourdac Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I’m surprised they’re not passing out cardboard boxes for evicted folk to sleep in.

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    The Love of Money is . . .  over 3 years ago

    Having lived in California and camped at Yosemite National Park, I think he was attempting to pronounce it in Yiddish to pick up the Jewish Vote as suggested by Jared. At least that’s today’s update from The White House. The First Lady speaks many different languages I’m told. Possibly not Yiddish.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Several layers of towel and some rubber bands could.. work as face masks… so trump saves the day.. again.

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    gammaguy  over 3 years ago

    @Kurtass: “I always hated that saying, ‘it is what it is’.”

    A hell of a lot better than, “The truth isn’t the truth.”

    Like it or not, it is what it is. But it didn’t have to be. And it doesn’t have to remain that way.

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    WestNYC Premium Member over 3 years ago

    So very Trumpian.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 3 years ago

    It is what it is, a murderously stupid president doing the opposite of what should be done, and the USA is dying because of him.

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    Ally2005  over 3 years ago

    Author Sophia A. Nelson wrote on her account that "at [a] WH event this morning the sitting US President, Donald J. Trump pronounced “Yosemite” (as in national park), as “Yo-Semite” (as in Jewish persons). No woman. No black man. Certainly no woman of color could EVER get away with this incompetent, ignorant, embarrassing idiocy." Well, At least he didn’t toss out towels.

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    Kip W  over 3 years ago

    Republican legislators in Wisconsin are pressuring schools to open by hinting at withholding funds if they don’t.

    I could be wrong, but I always have believed that kids learn best when they’re alive.

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    CatStaff Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I find it interesting (revealing) that Trump is both in front of the elephant and larger than it is.

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