Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 25, 2020

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    Superfrog  almost 4 years ago

    But you’re everybody’s twiddling jigsaw puzzle.

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    Randy B Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I’m willing to be a sidekick for a project, if we can come to terms on the contract. No twiddling.

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 4 years ago
    …not any more, any who…

    …but, Robin/Nightwing/Retired, still resented all the fan fiction being about Batman/Superman…

    …and he liked the old Robyn uniform…

    …he really really liked it…

    …of course, Frog Applause saved him…

    …(Dick was comic fluid )…

    …it made twiddling fun and important…

    …now, where was Legs?…

    …she should had been back from fighting Flat Chest and Bazookas hours ago…

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 4 years ago

    Twiddle Dee Twiddle Dum you are my aaaaaaaaaaaaatop BUM…. And chew mean Bubble Gum.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    But only because I have no twiddling heroes.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I mean, it would be nice to have some heroes.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    But Heroes Are Hard to Find.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXgkuM2NhYI

    Bet you were expecting Fleetwood Mac. But this is Bowie’s time.

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    Mighty Phavahg  almost 4 years ago

    Better a sidekick than a groin kick.

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    coltish1  almost 4 years ago

    Tell that to Huck and Jim.

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 4 years ago

    “Mr Dillion, Mr Dillion!” said Chester.

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 4 years ago

    Ichabod Mudd:

    Sure. It’s like this: They fire off the rocket – BANG! – It flies through the air – WHOOSH! – It hits the water – SPLASH! – It sinks to the bottom – BUBBLE, BUBBLE, BUBBLE! – Along comes a great, big whale – GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE! See?

    [Ikky sees Captain Midnight, Tut and Steve staring at him incredulously]

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 4 years ago

    He used to play the twiddle … but he lost it overboard … and now he’s way, way over bored …!

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 4 years ago

    Thumb Nail is the name, twiddling is my game.

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    Ray_C  almost 4 years ago

    If you’re not the sidekick, you are the bad guy. Everybody else is just an extra.

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    6turtle9  almost 4 years ago

    No man is an island, but some of us are long peninsulas.

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    INGSOC   almost 4 years ago

    twiddling his thumbs on occasion wishing that he hadn’t twiddled around with his sunken oars

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 4 years ago

    RIP Peter Green of Fleetwood Mac.

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 4 years ago

    Regis Philbin passed away also.

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 4 years ago

    I used to like Pat Brady and his Jeep Nellybelle.

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    Sisyphos  almost 4 years ago

    Seeking to justify his miserable existence, the lone scout remaining from the corps loudly proclaimed that he was no one’s twiddling sidekick.

    We all knew better, of course, but PsyOps said we should not disabuse him of his sustaining fantasy, as his mind was too fragile to cope with Reality. And so it goes. He enjoys slow boating on the institution’s “lake,” which is really just a large artificial pond on the back forty, where the Ordinary Citizens cannot see the exercising inmates….

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