Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 24, 2020

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 4 years ago

    Pin cones under the hood + heart safety pine

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    Superfrog  almost 4 years ago

    When hooded cones pine, a safety pin won’t fix their broken hearts.

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    …I was just talking about this yesterday…

    …but was a Chevy, not a Chrysler…

    …and it was a heart shaped box with a heart safety pin in it…

    …dispute that I have nothing to dispute…

    …except I always get Chris Pine confused with that guy playing Capt. Kirk in those new Star Trek movies…

    …(seriously, sometimes, I think they are the same guy…

    …I was that way with Dustin Hoffman and Al Pacino…

    …and the bearded Robin Williams with the clean shaved Robin Williams…

    …don’t get me started on those two tennis ladies…

    …they could be sisters…

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    INGSOC   almost 4 years ago

    that wreck looks tired, there’s no need to fix that flat

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    Randy B Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    My dad restored his father’s pickup truck. It was parked outside under the trees for decades, and the cab was full of a woodchuck’s pile of black walnuts. (The woodchuck also removed the seat’s covering, presumably to have more space for the walnuts.)

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Push, Pull, Drag Sale!

    Every car on the lot is GUARANTEED to be overpriced by AT LEAST $3,000.00!!!

    Your trade, no matter how worthless, is worth AT LEAST $2,500.00 off any vehicle, when you push, pull, drag, or even drive, it in!!!

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    coltish1  almost 4 years ago

    The things you notice when you’re bored and in a backwater. You should never try to change a diaper while you’re driving. See what happens?

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 4 years ago

    I had to put Irish Spring soap under the car hood to keep the mice out.

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 4 years ago

    Only 3 pine cones = fixable … totaled-y …!

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 4 years ago

    I am on pine needles and heart shaped safety pins

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    willie_mctell  almost 4 years ago

    Now that’s what I call a still life.

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    6turtle9  almost 4 years ago

    Before duct tape, this was the standard go-to fix it for many of your back woods types and mishaps.

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    Sisyphos  almost 4 years ago

    Is “pine cones under the hood” some kind of code-phrase? And I practically never safety pin anything to my heart!

    This whole set-up seems suspicious to me, and maybe even salacious (those “pine cones”)….

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 4 years ago

    “Can I keep Nellybelle?” Pat Brady asked Roy.

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