Clay Bennett for July 18, 2020

“I fired the navigator, so it should be all smooth sailing from here on out!”

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I guess this is about how the USA is still supporting him despite that he’s been tossed overboard?

Nah. Overthinking it. Maybe he stole the last life preserver?

Nah. I think it’s just the contrast between the situation and the thumbs up. (Bennett always makes him look FAR better than he looks on the TV)

I changed the way we count icebergs, so I am happy to say we now lead the world in unforced sinkings!

This is what happens when you draw your own maps with t sharpie.

Trump would be the first one to save himself. Everyone else on the sinking liner that is the US, you’re on your own.

I wasn’t sure who this was, the hands are WAY too big…

The ship [the well-being of the US], its crew [ Republican allies in Congress], its passengers {his supporters], have all sunk, but the Captain [the ☠resident] feels that it’s all right.

Give that man a can of black beans.

He’s still convinced he can deny the Covid away. Every time I see him now I expect him to break into that song from The LEGO Movie – Have you heard the news? Everyone’s talkin’. Life is good ’cause everything is awesome.

Sorry Captain Don, your love boat is sinking fast.

When you are standing atop over 140,000 bodies perhaps thumbs up is not the appropriate jester.

I don’t like the subject or the message, but that’s good art work (even better than Ruthie’s).

Looks like the Captain refused to go down with the ship, as is the revered Naval Tradition!!

When is the Board of Inquiry; Charge of Incompetence.

It’s about PEOPLE, not about who won or lost.

He has sunk the ship of state. And seems rather pleased with himself. Undoubtedly, Putin is signaling to him from the helicopter just above that he did a good job.

Stick ‘em up your .. oh, never mind. I don’t want to be mad today.

PINO knew the ship was in an icefield but it was highly inconvenient for him to lower the speed. Hit an avoidable iceberg head on. I also see no sharks circling him, they don’t go for spoiled meat.

Where are his medals? I sure if he put on a uniform it would have lots of them.

The USA reduced to a kisby ring.. adrift.. with trump steering… pretty well sums up the current condition. Pretty sure Putin will come to the rescue.. for a price. China would but trump threw a hissy fit and they might not be that keen.

I’m always surprised that he doesn’t wear a dress uniform.

Cue the “Jaws” theme.

Guess the conditions aren’t yet enough for his blindly loyal crew to mutiny

You know, even Thurston Howell the III had more compassion, caring and basic humanity than our dear Donald. And Thurston was SUPPOSED to be the over the top, elite, wealthy snob.

If Vindman isn’t a full colonel, tRump surely could never be a captain.

The comic disgraces the uniform by depicting ‘bone spurs’ tRump in one.

Just need a couple of circling shark fins!!

Throw him a roll of paper towels!

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The mate was a mighty sailin’ lad,

The Skipper brave and sure,

The USA set sail that day,

For a three hour tour,

A three hour tour.

Captain Trump will take the Ship of State down with him.

Don’t need no ship when you know more than all of the admirals…

Defund Trump’s secret police, vote for Bye Don.

One day like a miracle he be gone.

Q: What has two thumbs and doesn’t give a flying flip about anyone but himself?

TODAY * JULY 18th, 2020 One county in Texas on the Gulf Coast had reported 85 children age 2 and under tested positive for Covid-19 ! 52 of them under age 1. The female doctor who is the county medical officer advised NBC News today. I suppose she may be in trouble for reporting that directly to the press and not to Trump’s new phony agency to keep it from being reported to the CDC. Wonder if her job is at risk being the problem maker as a whistle blower. She’s the type of person that causes the covid-19 numbers to increase by testing !!

OMG, what will this cause the base to think ? Especially when Betsy has demanded that all children MUST return to school NOW. Who could be so stupid to be behind this? They would have to be crazy. Never mind, I just figured it out by myself. It’s those Democrats !

And “Captain Trumplethinskin” was the only one who made it off the ship.

Remove the lifesaver and let that POS drown