Jeff Stahler for July 16, 2020

Now try to fit all of that on a teleprompter, and then get him to read it.

Thus pictured is Trump’s “Flow of Unconsciousness Chart.”

Ever play Word Bingo during a Trump speech ? If you get a Blackout, stop drinking.

His cult thinks he’s doing a great job with the plague. I guess they think 138,000 dead is good.

Way too many thoughts for a brain that small.

It’s easy to measure Buttercup’s IQ. Just look at his hat size. Finding the sense in anything Buttercup says would be about as useful as installing air brakes on a tortoise. Ain’t gonna happen.

You will notice that Trump is never specific and talks in generalities. This is a sign of a person who does not know what they are talking about or is trying to cover something up.

It’s the kind of person that does not get hired at the interview.

That’s his thoughts over the course of a month right?

Sadly this comic is the most coherent speech tRump has ever given.

Republicans are psycho looney toons.

Yet state TV (aka Fox news) admires trumps rhetoric as pure gold..

Gibberish comes out of his mouth. At his rallies, they cheer all the gibberish, even when he is incoherent.

and then the Republicans have the nerve to talk about Biden?

Jeff, do you really hate us? You put 3 Tinys in your toon – one is almost too many, but your version of his talking style is right on.

The MAGAts understand. They know he’s talking directly to them.

Talks out of both sides of his mouth. All fantasies, of course.

How to keep your political opponent from criticizing your policies: have no clear policies.

Trump Word Salad — great with Goya beans!

Has anyone ever played the Trump Drinking Game. You chug a beer for every stupid thing he says. So far I haven’t made it past 3 minutes of listening to him. It’s great but my beer bill is killing me.

Ecstasy is from a Greek word meaning, in effect, “beside oneself”. Trump’s “very stable” intellect is so uncorseted and besotted with magical thinking that three separate and contradictory personalities don’t even begin.

This guy’s eyes and even his head is filled with floaters.

Be sure to vote in November! & take pains to see that your vote is counted. Tell your friends the same.

Someone needs to take Donald’s big book of adverbs away. That would be really really wonderful.

Now Trump has unleashed his Gestapo on Portland. Black Uniformed Federal Agents in unmarked vans grabbing people off the streets and making them “disappear.” No warrant, no cause, just “we don’t like the way you look.”

Remember that it is the Republican Senators who chose party over people and kept this man in power. He is their boss, he is their idol, he is their hero and leader. This Nazi state that Trump has created is their responsibility.