Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 05, 2020

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    painedsmile  almost 4 years ago

    We’re waiting on pins and needles, Little Brown-Headed Girl.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Oh good, more sic jokes…

    A Pakistani friend of mine was fond of Sikh jokes.

    I may have been sick in the hospital, but my jokes were not. <— periodt

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   almost 4 years ago

    But why a Tuesday?

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    Sisyphos  almost 4 years ago

    Hey, you are hereby enjoined to steer clear of my day! If Larson wants to horn in, I can’t do anything about it, but no Froglandian whelp shall overshadow my glory!

    Even so, I look forward to your New Stuff, whatever it may be (some sages allege that there is nothing new under the sun; but you may be over the top)….

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 4 years ago

    Mama don’t take Cody’s Kodachrome away…

    Paul Simon….Kodachrome

    It’s Simple Simon Says..

    Don’t Go to the Far Side all alone Maloney…

    And fill up on The Beef Baloney..

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    painedsmile  almost 4 years ago

    I’m guessing those are all good things… lit, sic, and dope. Don’t know much about periodt; it just looks like a typo to me.

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    Mighty Phavahg  almost 4 years ago

    You go, girl!

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    coltish1  almost 4 years ago

    I’m sure it’ll be all that, and spark, def, and rad, too. Can’t wait.

    Well, honestly, I’m always jonesing for my heaping helping of lame.

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    … my mind immediately goes to New Coke…

    …a nefarious plot to rid Coke of real cane sugar. . .

    …and replace it with corn syrup…

    …ha! If only they would have added New Coke without taking away classic Coke…

    …but then…

    … they would have been showing their cards! …

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    …sic ‘em Danno…

    …periodt…

    …with a ’t’…

    …cuz ya got to dot your teas…

    …and cross your eyes…

    …once I was at work and they said they wanted to try new experimental chipper blades…

    …ok…

    KA-BAMB!!!

    …ripped out right through the shoot…

    …when you say experimental…

    …you meant cheaper…

    …so. . .

    …so I can not wait for the new improved Frog Applause…

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    …well…

    …that was mean…

    …I click my heels together and claim…

    …I believe…

    …I believe…

    …adult Grace can do anything Fred Astaire can do…

    …except she has to do it backwards, in high heels and in stockings…

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 4 years ago

    But will you be Woke?

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    Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member almost 4 years ago

     

    It’s not tea time, it’s Tee time!

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 4 years ago

    WILL THERE BE … cows …?

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    WilburGarrod2  almost 4 years ago

    Only the COWS will know for sure.

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    DerekMogambo  almost 4 years ago

    luv me sum phrog’plause {& the funny folks that comment here}

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 4 years ago

    Guess there’s just so many “Best Of” books Larson can sell (I own his complete collection … soon to be incomplete, I guess) … at his age, though, he should call it “The Far Sighted” …!

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Looking forward to it.

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    Sisyphos  almost 4 years ago

    Day 2. Stuff and nonsense….

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    …there is no trying in baseball…

    … if first you don’t succeed, cry cry again…

    …I’m sick of being sic…

    …a dream deferred …

    …I’ll have to get back to you on that one…

    … of course now we’re equally screwed…

    … Einstein actually discovered that time is money…

    ..you’re sic Jesse, sic sic sic…

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