This reminds me of a riddle etched on a gravestone at the cemetery where I volunteer as a guide. It says “What do the dead eat, but if the living were to eat it, they would die? Answer on the other side”.And what’s on the other side of the stone? NOTHING!
For the record, the owner of that stone and plot is still very much alive.
I’m leaving instructions that I be buried naked, face down, and very shallow. So that friends who come to visit my grave will have a place to park their bicycles.
This is happening more and more as my waist size keeps increasing faster than I can buy new pants. Gotta leave the top button unbuttoned and let the belt do the job.
parforden > Very gullible. Must be a tr*mp supporter.
just a headsup there’s a suggestion out there we don’t make the dude’s heart bounce by repeating his name, even with criticism. better apparently is the alias “#45”
parforden > Very gullible. Must be a tr*mp supporter.
just a headsup there’s a suggestion out there we don’t make the dude’s heart bounce by repeating his name, even with criticism. better apparently is the alias “#45”
Years ago, I worked for a large insurance company in downtown Portland, Oregon which sits within the public transit mall. I had just left work one afternoon when I noticed two men and one woman dressed in business suits being, what looked like a “street person” panhandling. As expected, the trio ignored the guy and continued on their way, when the guy yelled at the top of his lungs, over the bus and traffic noice, “I WAS TRYING TO TELL YOU, YOUR FLY IS OPEN!”
Concretionist almost 4 years ago
That’s the corpse of a person with a huge ability to accept delayed gratification
Wilde Bill almost 4 years ago
That’s more effort than I would put into a joke I won’t be there to enjoy.
Say What? Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Someone who bought the farm jokes about barn doors.
I Mad Am I almost 4 years ago
Dad Jokes never die… here’s proof!
And I could only wish they WOULD DIE!
The Old Wolf almost 4 years ago
I want my tombstone to read, “Pluto is still a planet. Change my mind.”
cdward almost 4 years ago
If I were going to have a gravestone, I think it would be nice to have something that would make people smile.
franki_g almost 4 years ago
RIP Mr. Cha
stringer831 almost 4 years ago
This reminds me of a riddle etched on a gravestone at the cemetery where I volunteer as a guide. It says “What do the dead eat, but if the living were to eat it, they would die? Answer on the other side”.And what’s on the other side of the stone? NOTHING!
For the record, the owner of that stone and plot is still very much alive.
Dual almost 4 years ago
Ooooh- When I’m dead I want one of those!
mikeyman almost 4 years ago
You left out the frame of where he was leaving his mark on the stone.
dadoctah almost 4 years ago
I’m leaving instructions that I be buried naked, face down, and very shallow. So that friends who come to visit my grave will have a place to park their bicycles.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
The classics never die.
Whatcouldgowrong almost 4 years ago
My stone will say “Died from an overdose of bacon-cheddar cheese burgers. Enjoyed every one.”
mistercatworks almost 4 years ago
Still, better than “You’re next.”
yimhere almost 4 years ago
This problem is easily solved by wearing an extra long tie.
the lost wizard almost 4 years ago
Caught him dead to rights.
KEA almost 4 years ago
Oh! I wanna do that.
eastern.woods.metal almost 4 years ago
Wiley, thank you for the laugh
1JennyJenkins almost 4 years ago
Proof that there are people who still don’t know how to lock a zipper….
Ermine Notyours almost 4 years ago
This is happening more and more as my waist size keeps increasing faster than I can buy new pants. Gotta leave the top button unbuttoned and let the belt do the job.
mwksix almost 4 years ago
If it was Trump, his tie would now be safely zipped!
slbolfing almost 4 years ago
One last “Dad” joke!
cupertino jay almost 4 years ago
parforden > Very gullible. Must be a tr*mp supporter.
just a headsup there’s a suggestion out there we don’t make the dude’s heart bounce by repeating his name, even with criticism. better apparently is the alias “#45”
padaggett almost 4 years ago
Never read the comments…
gregC6 almost 4 years ago
JerkYes you
j.l.farmer almost 4 years ago
just saw a video of a Mexican fruit vendor getting cussed at by a privileged white guy whose fly was unzipped. it was never mentioned in the video.
Laurie Stoker Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Good one, Wiley!
cupertino jay almost 4 years ago
parforden > Very gullible. Must be a tr*mp supporter.
just a headsup there’s a suggestion out there we don’t make the dude’s heart bounce by repeating his name, even with criticism. better apparently is the alias “#45”
tee929 almost 4 years ago
WILEY—you are funny
DCBakerEsq almost 4 years ago
I’ve been working on my epitaph, but so far Mrs Baker has refused every one of them. If I keep this up, I’ll never die.
Bicycle Dude almost 4 years ago
Years ago, I worked for a large insurance company in downtown Portland, Oregon which sits within the public transit mall. I had just left work one afternoon when I noticed two men and one woman dressed in business suits being, what looked like a “street person” panhandling. As expected, the trio ignored the guy and continued on their way, when the guy yelled at the top of his lungs, over the bus and traffic noice, “I WAS TRYING TO TELL YOU, YOUR FLY IS OPEN!”
JH&Cats almost 4 years ago
Made you look.