Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for June 29, 2020

That’s not a bad idea, really.

Wow. They’ve made an emoji based on my colonoscopy results.

I kinda like this idea.

For a moment I thought they were some kind of virus and with Dr. Mel everything is possible

Dr. Mel never fails to deliver the weirdness! Great idea, I want Rorschach emojis! (Good to see Brewster getting into the spirit of it, too.)

So last week was all just a bad dream and we are back to “normal”?

I can imagine the hours I’d spend asking myself, “Is that a uterus or is my nephew flashing the Batman signal at me?”

Winky and Pam have the same look on their faces. Are they secretly related?

I want to add my voice to those who think this is brilliant! I will use them daily, and I don’t use emojis.

Having visited relatives in the country while growing up, all I see is 11 bugs splattered on the windshield. Could be 12, the one in the upper right looks like two bugs doin’ it, and then getting splattered on the windshield. …Wait, That’s Freud.

[long] Back in the 1960’s it seemed like there was a demonstration every week.

One Sunday a bunch of tweens from the Upper West Side decided to go to the UN and have a demonstration against ‘Kerbanism.’

So, you got 20 to 30 kids with signs and chants, screaming against ‘Kerbanism.’

The gag was that each kid had their own definition of ‘Kerbanism’ so any adult who asked what was going on would get a completely different story.

Another blot on Mel’s copybook.

Uncharacteristically cogent comment on Brewster’s part.

Absolutely brilliant and necessary.

Impending mortality? Does that mean he’s immortal for now?

௵ Ѭ Ѯ Ѿ ۞ ※ ∰ ◍ ❖ ❧ Is all I have to say… ☺

Tattoo options?

Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant! I’d so buy those!

When you stare into the abyss…

“Hey, Dr. Mel’s sending out dirty pictures.”

I see spleens: smashed, bursted, destroyed, splattered…

Why need that be “or?”

Porn.

“Sometimes a space station is just a space station.”

I need those emojis!

I need those emojis!

He lied. He didn’t invent those. He just found a crop circle dictionary.

Sorry, the Rorschach set is copyrighted. Just get some Chinese characters and smudge them in Photoshop.