Where’s Sideshow Bob when you need him?
Until they send the bill.
This sends a fowl message!
Kiss a pheasant to become more pleasant!
Sounds like blarney to me …
One thing’s certain—the duck’s life will never be the same.
And that’s how COVID-19 started.
Land office business at the carnival today.
That’s one quacked up lady
That has to be ill eagle somewhere.
That’s the duck that used to work for Groucho.
Or kiss the cod.
It only works if you kiss the duck on its lips.
Sounds more like “pay a buck to be a schmuck”.
Mallard Filmore’s real job!
I can tell you for sure that this doesn’t work…a friend told me…
For better or for worse?
I’ve never actually kissed a duck. I’ve slept with a goat, but that was just family togetherness time (he was less “kicky” in his sleep than the family dog).
B. Kliban
RAGs almost 4 years ago
Where’s Sideshow Bob when you need him?
Zykoic almost 4 years ago
Until they send the bill.
Kind&Kinder almost 4 years ago
This sends a fowl message!
dadoctah almost 4 years ago
Kiss a pheasant to become more pleasant!
mrcooncat almost 4 years ago
Sounds like blarney to me …
Richard L. Johnston almost 4 years ago
One thing’s certain—the duck’s life will never be the same.
WoodstockJack almost 4 years ago
And that’s how COVID-19 started.
coltish1 almost 4 years ago
Land office business at the carnival today.
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
That’s one quacked up lady
tony_n_jen2003 almost 4 years ago
That has to be ill eagle somewhere.
Rev Phnk Ey almost 4 years ago
That’s the duck that used to work for Groucho.
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe almost 4 years ago
Or kiss the cod.
Agapostemon almost 4 years ago
It only works if you kiss the duck on its lips.
mistercatworks almost 4 years ago
Sounds more like “pay a buck to be a schmuck”.
Linguist almost 4 years ago
Mallard Filmore’s real job!
jpozenel almost 4 years ago
I can tell you for sure that this doesn’t work…a friend told me…
Ray almost 4 years ago
For better or for worse?
dadoctah almost 4 years ago
I’ve never actually kissed a duck. I’ve slept with a goat, but that was just family togetherness time (he was less “kicky” in his sleep than the family dog).