Last Kiss by John Lustig for June 22, 2020

So… What type of lady was your mom?

Words every woman wants to hear: “Being with you is just like Mom and I always did.”

(Yeah, right.)

Hmmm, Goth girls are hot, because they DON’T look like mom.

“I Want a Girl Just Like the Girl that Married Dear Old Dad.”

That must be Mary Worth’s son.

mom was a porn star…?

This will be weird then, when you want her to call you Daddy.

If The Spirit moves you …

Well at least she’ll know what to expect from her mother-in-law.

Ahhh the art of Will Eisner! The femme fatale!

I doooooo? (And she’s thinking…..she’s a bitch…..)

He has seriously misjudged her! That look on her face.. that guy is getting dumped!

“Here’s to the happiest days of my life, spent in the arms of another man’s wife . . . my Mother.”

Worth noting that most men & women marry people who remind them of their parents

Mom was always kind of exotic, or was that erotic.

She looks like she’s getting ready to wean him.

you remind me of my mom….who breastfed me til I was 15…

It’s not about the sex, you pervs. It’s more that she can cook, clean and spoil him just like his dear old mom did.

“I so miss her, I hanged her for witchcraft last week”…

I think this is the legendary villainess known as Sand Saref. She was known for high fashion and a taste for wealth gotten legally or not.

From the immortal Tom Lehrer:“There once lived a man named Oedipus RexYou may have heard about his odd complexHis name appears in Freud’s indexCause he loved his mother.”

Let’s keep it in the family.

So you bored your mother, too?

Let’s keep it in the family.

Look at the finger span on that gorilla!

“She didn’t want me either.”

is that the Dragon Lady?!