“In German, a young lady has no sex, but a turnip has. Think what overwrought reverence that shows for the turnip, and what callous disrespect for the girl.”
Twain, Mark, A Tramp Abroad, American Publishing Co., 1880
Given those alternatives, on the whole I’d rather take my lumps—especially if I looked like your Monkey-Boy character, than whom I am (but of course!) far more handsome, if older yet not wiser. Viz., why fall at all?
Is this a nefarious plot emanating from the Sisters of the Perpetually Lame?
Superfrog almost 4 years ago
You’ll have a softer landing with glider clips and wing nuts.
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 4 years ago
This becomes The Microsoft Paperclip Helper for all those puter tough spots.
Going ape on the Windows.Com…
Buoy almost 4 years ago
Awwww, baby Sasquatch. Don’t listen to him though, that kind of bad advice is why mama put him in a time out.
3hourtour Premium Member almost 4 years ago
…Paperclips pushed into turnips can cause a faraday shield…
…make two shields and they repel each other…
…add a little bit of baking soda and vinegar and you’ll bounce like a bumble…
…this is why America needs to open up…
…I need a haircut…
…and I’m thinking too much
INGSOC almost 4 years ago
Wouldn’t be such a smooth move if you happen to land on a pile of coarse grit sandpaper..
Radish the wordsmith almost 4 years ago
Nothing like sitting on a giant pile of sleeping bags drinking a beer.
Mighty Phavahg almost 4 years ago
It’s a dance that’s sweeping the nation.
PDawg Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Better than rusty nails
coltish1 almost 4 years ago
Looks like someone’s been tarred and feathered. Who would do that to a baby Sasquatch?
Howard'sMyHero almost 4 years ago
Memo to self: … uh … sticky notes …?
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member almost 4 years ago
“In German, a young lady has no sex, but a turnip has. Think what overwrought reverence that shows for the turnip, and what callous disrespect for the girl.”
Twain, Mark, A Tramp Abroad, American Publishing Co., 1880
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member almost 4 years ago
“Gretchen. Wilhelm, where is the turnip?
“Wilhelm. She has gone to the kitchen.
“Gretchen. Where is the accomplished and beautiful English maiden?
“Wilhelm. It has gone to the opera.”
Ibid.
6turtle9 almost 4 years ago
Yes, turnips do break in the fall. Paper clips are available year round.
6turtle9 almost 4 years ago
Sexy turnips are an acquired taste for some. Attach some red paper lips to help get things going.
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
Given those alternatives, on the whole I’d rather take my lumps—especially if I looked like your Monkey-Boy character, than whom I am (but of course!) far more handsome, if older yet not wiser. Viz., why fall at all?
Is this a nefarious plot emanating from the Sisters of the Perpetually Lame?
painedsmile almost 4 years ago
I hate it when hair grows on my underpants.