In Security by Bea R. for May 12, 2020

Roy gave you those jewels didn’t he, it fits, fake jewelry for fake mourning…

You mourn wearing black Charlene, black like your soul right now! XD

I think I know how this arc is gonna end: Charlene is about to take the girls out in the minivan, only to find out Roy took out the engine for Jolene.

I don’t see these two ever doing an O. Henry Gift Of The Magi -type of story. Like, EVAH.

Rude and plewd behavior.

And shame on you if you have to Google it.

That pen just had its crowning moment.

Or did Roy put down the pen in his left hand to pick up a more fragile pencil with his right hand. There’s no clip or top button.

Plot twist:

To placate Charlene, Roy has to buy an engine from a male named car, thus making the reborn Jolene transgender.

Sudden thought… Were Michaela and Gabby also conceived in the front seat?

Char, you should only say good when talking about the dead. Jolene’s dead….GOOD!

She’s in a gown and jewels, looking very attractive, and you’re asking anything? Geez, Roy…

How much can you get for the hair?

Nice try, Charlene.

Why are they even still together? She hates everything about him that he likes…

We all mourn in our own special way. Take the Mardi Gras style, for example…

I’ll bet Charlene put water in the motor oil so that Jolene would seize-up. I understand. My BIL keeps his beyond-ancient mini-truck Toyota running. It’s like an automotive vampire that will never die. It’s an embarrassment to the family. Do the right thing Charlene! Donate Jolene to Kars-4-Kids!

did Bea. leave a word out before hussy cuz this a family friendly comic?

Nice save…

If she’s mourning Jolene, shouldn’t she be wearing black?

This is very funny and made me laugh out loud. :-)As an aside is “Jolene” named for the Dolly Parton song about the other woman?