Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 13, 2020

You SAVED him ?

Fink is in danger in a mere 1-inch of water.

Just shallow minded.

That’s the supposed reason for kiddie pools. In my smallish town, the kiddie pool was free (the regular pool had an admission fee). The Fink would like hat.

Get Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff to throw him a lifesaver (it’s from “Horsefeathers” and the fink doesn’t look like Thelma Todd).

You had better hope he didn’t hear you say that!

Looks like someone needs to learn how to swim if he doesn’t want to spend his life in the kiddie pool!

That’s deep, Rod.

over his head again…

“Going off the Deep End Again!”

Just in the GENE POOL!

Heavy is the head that wears a crown. Perhaps he should leave it in the locker when he goes to swim.

They say crap floats….

When a Roman lad signed up for the army the first thing you learned was how to count,next was barracks bashing ( keeping clean ), than how to swim. Many a Army have forgotten that lesson.

This is why our city pool has a walk-in shallow end.

why didn’t rodney jump in to save him?

We should have Diamond Lil introduce the King to Bert.

Kinda like King Covfefe-45. Even the shallow end is too deep for that one.

You didn’t just say that out loud, Rod, did you?

After saving the king’s life, Rodney is sent to the dungeons for that comment.