Clay Bennett for April 29, 2020

L’chaim! You insensitive murdering bastard!

Cheers!!

Ah, for the innocent old days of Kool-aid.

As I said elsewhere. When you want your whites whiter, but not brighter.

Drink the bleach!

How much bleach will we need when trump eventually leaves the White House?

Strip the building to the steel frame, and burn everything else! Then start over…

Or nuke the site from orbit… “It’s the only way to be sure.”

‘Our time has come!’ Proponents of drinking bleach are giddy about Trump’s disinfectant comments

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/04/our-time-has-come-proponents-of-drinking-bleach-are-giddy-about-trumps-disinfectant-comments/

When will Trump start wearing a Clorox hat?

Aging in plastic improves the flavor and aroma.

Everyone is overreacting.. trump did not mean to drink it.. It (the bleach) only works if you get it into your lungs.. Boiling and breathing in the vapors is what trump would have suggested had he not been interrupted. {in case it’s needed SARCASM}

Wonder if Melania has a padlock on all the household cleaning products like parents with young children would do?

“Fifty Thousand Dead on the Corona Crest – Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of bleach! – Drinking up the Colorox will do for the Rest – Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of bleach!”

Take your deadly Hydroxychloroquine tablet with a glass of deadly Republican bleach. It cures Wind Mill Cancer too.

While I don’t wish anybody harm or death, I would be great if the ☠resident and his loyal cult behaved that way.

I’d just like to know if HE’S tried any of the crazy-ass remedies he keeps suggesting? (After all,what would HE have to lose? We should be so blessed…..)

A fine vintage, indeed.

“Make America Once-Great Again”

I truly wonder how long it WILL take to erase the stain of this presidency. Assuming he get’s defeated in November, of course.

It’s a Vintage Bleach, though.

Bonespurs claims he doesn’t do alcohol, so a little Clorox with a Lysol spritzer would do him some good.

Is that really bleach or urine? Whatever he serves up is disgusting, dispicable, and ultimately poisonous.

Where’s my Lysol chaser?

Go ahead Donnie, what have you got to lose. (Sarcasm, maybe)

Very nicely done Mr. Bennett.