Mike Luckovich for April 22, 2020

If social distancing and care work, then people WILL claim that we did too much, too soon. And if reopening too soon causes trouble, it will be someone else’s fault. Guaranteed.

His trusty sh*t gun, got it from Dick Cheney.

Why are people stupid enough to vote for this idiot?

Another member of the Flu Klux Klan killing Americans

The countries where they have a low covid-19 body count Germany, Iceland, Norway are all run by women. Not good old boys like this GOP crap-for brains Kemp. Where the men are in charge — Spain, France, Italy, England, America – covid-19 has so many people dying the morticians can’t keep up.

Where would Georgia be today if Stacey Abrams had won the race for Governor? As she would have done without GOP voter suppression?

Today there are 818 Georgians dead from covid-19. That is 664 more dead there since April 1st under this Kemp clown — and worsening every day.. In Norway they have lost 176 people since the first death 57 days ago under Ms. Erna Solberg’s leadership.

Is it because they’re Scandihoovians there? That dog won’t hunt. Over the border in Sweden with men running the country the body count is 1580 today. Run a chi-squared on THAT why don’t you? Uff da!

Georgia — if you don’t want to be burying a lot more people — you better dropkick this Kemp fool and go get Stacey Abrams back before the sumbitch gets a shedload MORE of Georgians dead.

Otherwise, Georgia, reap the GOP crap-for-brains, good ol’ boy whirlwind.

Denmark, Belgium, Finland, and New Zealand are flattening their curves for the same reason you mention Germany, Iceland and Norway.

Incidentally, for those not familiar with Georgia politics, the doofus ran an ad where he threatened his daughter’s boyfriend with a rifle, just so the rubes would know he was pro-gun. As if anything else was possible.

Keep it up Kempy… maybe if you kill enough of your backers…. Stacy will be able to cake walk the next election……

I ask the same question about trump! 1 word IGNORANCE!

Georgia, Georgia, no peace I find…(apology to Hoagy Carmichael)

I’m sure that the scientists will be keeping an eye on Georgia for spikes. Not that it will do any good.Kemp avoids science like…well like the plague.

If you hear banjo music…or Kemp’s jabbering drawl…row faster.

All it took was a phone call from Trump.

I do hope the right wingers pay for their destruction of the USA in Nov.

THANK GOD that I don’t have to drive through Georgia any longer. I’m just afraid that whatever they have down there that makes people THIS EFFING STUPID might be catching…

Mr. Luckovich, you’re using the word ‘plan’ very loosely.

Ours is not to reason why, ours is but to do and die.

Do you suppose we will get an “OOPS” from these guys.. or like trump blame something/somebody else.

They probably voted for Trump…they are out there….really OUT there!

Kemp is just playing a political game. Georgia is a purple state now and in the next few years it will be a blue state. He is hoping this slows the transformation down. Might as well try to kill them off while he has the chance.

And when things backfire King Donnie will blame the governors for it!

That campaign ad from last midterms is bonkers. Oh, to be a fly on the wall for the development of it.

DIRECTOR: Okay, in this ad, you’ll be talking to a young man about your proposed policies. You know, try and win over some of the younger folks.

KEMP: I don’t know any young people. Just my daughter.

DIR: Oh, there we go! He could be someone courting your daughter, so you’ll have a reason to discu…

KEMP: And if he’s after my daughter, I should probably threaten him.

DIR: Excuse Me?

KEMP: With a shotgun.

DIR: ………

KEMP: I need to threaten him with a shotgun.

DIR: I think you’re misunderstanding. This is a campaign ad. You’re trying to appeal to voters. We could have him say he admires your strong conservative values, and would be proud to date your daughter. And y’know, with all the school shootings lately, maybe..

KEMP: No. I have to look tough for the seniors. I need to be pointing a shotgun at this kid.

DIR: Yeah, no. That’s not happening.

KEMP: Either I get to bring my gun, or I walk.

DIR: (sigh) Okay, we can show you with a shotgun sitting on your lap.

KEMP: Pointed at the kid.

DIR: Do you have any idea how unhinged that would look? You’re not going to point a gun at a kid in your own campaign ad.

KEMP: OK, I’ll have it on my lap then. On my lap, but still pointed at the kid.

DIR: Why is this so important to you?

KEMP: Maybe we could set the gun just sliiighlty askew, so that it looks like I’m pointing it at him at a quick glance.

DIR: Yeah, that’s….not really helping. Man… I need a drink.

KEMP: Also, make him look intimidated. He has to look nervous and answer my questions like a hostage.

DIR: (goes through pockets) Why can I never find the liquor cabinet key?

KEMP: And then after that, I wanna do another ad where I show off my pickup truck and talk about how I use it to kidnap illegals.

DIR: (smashes liquor cabinet with elbow)

Worst of all, Kemp put the people who reached the pinnacle of Georgia’s educational system at risk – bowlers.

Ready? FIRE! Aim.

Hark! What’s that in the distance? Could it be the sound of … dueling banjos?

Another Basket of Deplorables to look down on. Pick Ups, Guns and Banjos make fun while you can.

The NRA sends “thoughts and prayers”…

The Greatest, Most Beautiful Funeral Everhttps://tinyurl.com/y93va4nd

Plan one too for Brian (Dumb & Dishonest) Kemp, Georgia Governor, Trump ass Licker

There’s a movement to infect everyone and just get this over with.

Here’s an ironic song: “He’s leaving – On the midnight train to Georgia – Said he’s going back to find – a simpler place and time”.Good luck with that!

Same question for Trump voters.

I’m so glad we have an intelligent governor.

Yup…VOTE REPULSICAN NO MATTER WHAT.