Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for May 03, 2020

Too bad you don’t have video of you sailing your boat.

Really, Arlo? I’m sure there’s a few reality shows full of people willing to flaunt their wealth that you could watch.

The Millers are pruning their shrubbery? Are they going for a two tiered effect? NI!

“Rea and Debra Are Are”?

Ah, those young people today, what with their posting their every activity to social media.

Well, Arlo, you can’t afford to record your #1 pastime.

Have you checked the price of steaks lately?

And we’re doing what most of the U.S. is doing.

I have my butt up at the sun gardening and building raised beds a lot of the time these days. Not sure how long I’ll keep it up but it is something to do and keeps my head out of the ’fridge.

Does Arlo still have the sailboat?

So what’s keeping you Arlo?

No parties anywhere. Everybody in twosomes, even Jerry.

Arlo and Janis maintain social distancing on the couch?? Now that’s carrying it a bit too far.

Welcome to banal valley folks. 8^(

Arlo & Janis still do some great things, but it’s usually in low-light and they can’t post it on most social media or they’ll get banned.

(Of course I mean that cleaning out a dark basement full of items that the alogorithm can mistake for odd things could be an issue.)

I hate vacations, I used to take them as I got 5 weeks and 4 days of vacation time every year. Drive family to DC-about 12 hours by car. Go to FL. Go to CA, Go to BC Canada and took fishing trips to Canada and Alaska. Got back home tired and broke, started saving up for the next years vacation. Then, about 1995 wife said, lets just stay home.So we started doing staycations. In about 2005 We started going to Korea every spring. We bought a house out in a small country village where many places were abandoned when the owners died. We do a staycation once we get there, visit with friends and family with cookouts. Serving both Korean and US food. Last trip was 2019, unable to do so this year Hope we can go back next year.

Okay we get it Jimmy, thanks for the daily reminders.

What kind of name is Rea?