Bad Machinery by John Allison for February 25, 2022

Microwaved onion?

I’m really sad for Lem. This is really a horrible end.

Poor Lem! =(

Poor Lem. He was a right good laugh once you got to know him.

Well, that was not where I thought this was going…

Oh, don’t worry about him, he’s keeping toasty warm at the moment.

And thus was born the “onion pie” at chain restaurants.

“Poor Lem is Dead” (Stolen from the musical Oklahoma!)

Onion Flambé is served this day

The day the laughter died.

Poor Lem so wished to stay behind

His fragile self was fried.

From this day forth, not a single onion would dare grow here.

OOPS!

That’s a really nice landscape. I enjoy the spiraly sun.

Conventional propellant isn’t likely, so maybe whatever that exhaust is just flushes the alien out of the human.

Gok gok!