All he needs now is a cute unicorn.
Wasn’t Ring Around the Rosie about the Red Death instead of the Black Death?
“Hey, Little Red Riding Hood,…”
Wise move, Horace. Like the old guy on Ghostbusters said when they asked if he was going up: “I’ll take the next one.”
No ducklings were injured in this joke.
What kind of kangaroo court are you running here, Buddy?
Except for celebrities, of course. They just happen to be accidentally caught standing, sitting, or lying in those positions. Right..???
Or is it the Ludicrous Bowl???
It has a strangely calming effect.