Jeff Danziger for April 03, 2020

If he is a war president then, am 35 again.

Yes, he is at war with Truth, Honesty, Integrity, Science and the medical community.

I see the muse was elsewhere while Danziger was working on this one. Or else he’s a lot subtler than I thought.

Hmmm….let’s see here….He’s a criminal president, so if he’s also a war president, does that make him a war criminal?

For Patrick Murphy (from yesterday) Hobby Lobby did, at first, close all of their stores, they then reopened store in at least four states that had told their residents to stay home, and sent emails to the store managers with what to say to authorities telling them to shut down.

“We are essential because we sell educational items and items for making masks.”

Remember the war with Noriega, drugs courtesy of Meese and company? Now Bonespurs is after Moduro with the same claim. Venezuela is a lot bigger than Panama.

I never heard of Kley, but seeing some of his art, I would say that would be a good book to have — as well as Oliphant.

Creeping out from under the desk is a war kitty!

George Carlin said Americans were a war- like people, “we like war!” The problem arises when you have an enemy you can’t see and you have no intelligence to tell you where and what you are fighting. Thanks to the Orange Dotard, the Grim Reaper’s BFF.

When Jesus returns he is going to very pissed at people like them.

“……but I’m going to sit (or golf) this one out because I have bone spurs “

I’m looking forward to a time there the President doesn’t make everything about himself.

Trump can’t tell the difference between “war” and “w#0re”.

He may have “Won” his personal “War” on V.D., but he sure as HELL lost the “War” on SENILE DEMENTIA AND BEING A NARCISSISTIC SOCIOPATH AND UTTER PSYCHOPATH!

Nice little nod to Oliphant.

A war president.. and then darn, those bone spurs are acting up again so will lead from the rear..

Republican ignorance and incompetence is the enemy.

He said ‘whore’ president.

We’ve been at war for 3 1/2 years now with a Greedy war monger, and the boneless cowards in the senate. A USLESS fake leader who leads A$$ lapping people off the cliff, along with the rest of us.

He’s Lincoln and FDR rolled into one. Just ask him.

And the Menendez brothers are orphans…

OK Jeff, let’s see you do Dr. Willy and nurse Jo.

AND, he’s LOSING the war! BIG TIME!!https://coronavirus.jhu.edu/map.html

[with insincere apologies to Edwin Arlington Robinson]

Donnie the Dotard, child we scorn

Grows fat as season turns to season

We weep that he was ever born

‘Cause he can’t reason

The Dotard loves the tyrant class

With soldiers and their tanks parading

He is, like them, a horse’s ass

And flunks when adults do the grading

The Dotard sighs for rallies not

And always rests, and never labors

And never ever gives a thought

To non-rich neighbors

The Dotard loves the gold he steals

Or gains by bribes or blackmail sinful

He claps his hands with happy squeals

And drives us all to drink a skinful

The Dotard born? Calamity!

And while we wish he were a fiction

He spoils the land from sea to sea

With just his Adderall addiction

[yeah, yeah, I skipped a few verses but I didn’t want the virus to find out that I was practicing unsafe typing!]

actually the Joann in Austin was giving out kits to make masks in a curbside delivery concept. They may have been alone in this though.

Good Trumpers won’t be able to be soldiers in Trump’s war, because of their bone spurs… although they should be willing to fight STDs…

This is a drolly self-deprecatory drawing. (“Fan Letter”, hee hee. “Nixon jokes”, stored up for possible reuse . . . )

I like the file labeled “Fan Letter.” (Maybe it holds this comment!)

‘This is despicable’: Not even COVID-19 pandemic can halt Trump’s right-wing takeover of federal courts

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/04/this-is-despicable-not-even-covid-19-pandemic-can-halt-trumps-right-wing-takeover-of-federal-courts/

Cheer up Jeff. We’ve been to this rodeo before. With Woodrow Wilson. And the blank out of the Great Influenza Pandemic of 1918.