Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 05, 2020

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    enigmamz  about 4 years ago

    You have to use the right tool for the right job.

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    SamuelMeasa  about 4 years ago

    Training exercise gone wrong?

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  about 4 years ago

    Everybody has a place in life, even if it is just a hole to fill at the end.

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    LeeCox  about 4 years ago

    The Aunt Clara of Id strikes again!

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    Guilty Bystander  about 4 years ago

    Isn’t “jack-of-all-trades” usually a positive thing?

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    Eric Kegels  about 4 years ago

    Swiss Army Wand

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    hariseldon59  about 4 years ago

    If the Wiz can do that then why does Id need an army?

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  about 4 years ago

    Hate for him to be a Jedi.

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member about 4 years ago

    With the Wiz (or Henry) around, that tower would make a giant whistle.

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    B UTTONS  about 4 years ago

    Legislator. Oops. Paid the unions and corporations. Bankrupted the constituents.

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    WelshRat Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Sonic wand…

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    rekam Premium Member about 4 years ago

    The only good Oops is the one in the last panel.

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    pschearer Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Almost 60 years ago I used to assemble nuclear warheads for the Army, and to this day I really really really hate hearing “oops”.

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    Troglodyte  about 4 years ago

    I didn’t know Wiz was part of the Special Oops team of Id!

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    Zebrastripes  about 4 years ago

    Oooops! The enemy is gone!

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    SeanT  about 4 years ago

    When the only tool you have is a hammer, everything is a nail.When all you is a wand, you can blow up anything!

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    ptnjbrown  about 4 years ago

    Oops! My favorite four letter word!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    It appears that old Moldymort there may have the wrong wand. However, even a broken tool can do some good some time if applied correctly.

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    tcayer  about 4 years ago

    Unless that was friendly fire, the last one did what it was supposed to do!

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    WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago

    I’m thinking Sir Rodney’s “oops” was insincere…

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    Ebenezer Stooge Premium Member about 4 years ago

    ♪ ♫ Anything Wiz can break I can break better

    I can break anything better than Wiz…and I have the hospital bills to prove it!

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    whelan_jj  about 4 years ago

    That first panel reminds me of a story. I belong to an amusement park enthusiasts group and at one “conference” we got a tour of S&S Power who build most of the big drop rides. They had a prototype of a possible ride that was nothing but a tall vertical tower with large holes in the side. Inside was a “ride vehicle” that was nothing but a cylinder. You got in the ride vehicle, were lifted to the top and dropped. There were no brakes! The cylinder was slowed to a stop by the compressed air in the tower. The holes inn the tower let the air escape at the proper rate to give a safe but exciting ride. From the outside, the dropping cylinder caused a series of loud pops as the air came out of the holes with puffs of condensation. PS: the ride never was produced.

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    rick92040  about 4 years ago

    Perhaps he got the wrong wand at the wand store when he was a kid.

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