At least Mallard Fillmore served a useful purpose for once.
I still got one in reserve.
Fortunately, “Boondocks” collections are plentiful on the ground.
most excellent
I’m sure several hundred volumes of the tax code can be repurposed for emergency butt-wiping purposes.
It was either that or heat the house with it
We have plenty of toilet paper, but we’re running low on croutons.
An appropriate use for Mallard’s comment section.
Use tissue paper.
BE THIS GUY about 4 years ago
At least Mallard Fillmore served a useful purpose for once.
danketaz Premium Member about 4 years ago
I still got one in reserve.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 4 years ago
Fortunately, “Boondocks” collections are plentiful on the ground.
oakie817 about 4 years ago
most excellent
epaphus8 about 4 years ago
I’m sure several hundred volumes of the tax code can be repurposed for emergency butt-wiping purposes.
gigagrouch about 4 years ago
It was either that or heat the house with it
DCBakerEsq about 4 years ago
We have plenty of toilet paper, but we’re running low on croutons.
dunites about 4 years ago
An appropriate use for Mallard’s comment section.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 4 years ago
Use tissue paper.