Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 22, 2020

Kung Flu ain’t so bad ….

Look Mom…. No cavities …

Well son.. I have to hand it too you..

That’s what happens when people take leave of their censors.

Those who don’t censor themself could go f#$% themselves.

Censorship takes away our right to free speech, freedom of the press, and off color cartoons in order to satisfy the whining, selfish Moaners who have to have it “their way”! I say FU!

I’m rubber. You’re glue.

Ha-cha-cha-cha…

Getting past the censors with lame aphorisms and metaphors is half the fun.

Pepsi Is pep …

I suggest to sip ep..

Frogs might croak on this…

Disclaimer bought a 6- pup.

Fortunately for Her, the T.D.L.* is not easily offended.

*Teresa Defense League (if you’re reading this you’re already a member!)

…‘the right is such a much of crybabies,’ he thought….

…whine over every little thing…

…’that’s why we have that take only yes man mentally from our dumbass president,’ he continued in his inner dialogue…

…but, “Yes,” he said to his fellow coworker, " This could be just the average flu being made a big deal by the media just to re-impeach the highly thought of and respected leader and chief. “….

…”Yes, yes, yes, it’s true 61,000 Americas die each year from the common flu and everyone just goes about their business.“…

…”Of course more people die from fork accidents and mass shootings than have died from the virus, and we never ever do anything about"….

…“the president’s a smart man and when he says he maybe wrong, but he’s got a good feeling that this will all be over a April…

…he’s right, right, right.”…

…“I donna know,”…

…replied his female colleague wearing a Trump 2020 hat,"…

…I like you and all, but I’m just gonna have to tell my children I worked with someone that’s never gonna be on the Trump train…

He didn’t like the stout girl, her legs were as brown as a horse.

That vagina there is about to be well attended to.

Give a hoot! Don’t be a patoot!

Remember that statement, “I’ll fight like mad against what you’re saying, but I’ll defend to the death your right to say it.” Is that still a thing?

If you feel slighted that I haven’t gotten around to offending you, it’s only because you’re a useless git that isn’t worth the effort. You’re welcome.

I will do my censorship 2020. By online method…

The census.Get er done.. ✔

Our Founders decided that it isn’t incumbent on them to extend the anti-federalist Bill of Rights to private enterprise.

Censor the censors or censor no one! Let the ideas merrily go to war.

May the Best win. But if not, fight on, fight fiercely on! Rah, rah, and all that….

Somebody had a manicure.