Clay Jones for March 22, 2020

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    Concretionist  about 4 years ago

    MAGgots have never been all that good at consistency, logic or consequences. Why would they start now?

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    RAGs  about 4 years ago

    “I’ll get even with the socialists. I’ll take their money. So there.”

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    DD Wiz Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Well, we have found how much a Republican hypocrite will sell out their principles for…

    Turns out the price tag is ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS.

    The price keeps dropping as Republican values become increasingly worthless. Two years ago the price was two Supreme Court judges and tax cuts for the rich. Twelve years ago, Stormy Daniels was able to charge $130,000.

    We always knew Republican conservative “values” were as worthless as a degree from Trump University or a moralizing finger wag from an evangelical televangelist preacher who scolds everyone else and then meets up for an orgy with his mistresses … or a male prostitute in an alley.

    Their phony “values” have not really changed; they have been REVEALED for the frauds they always were.

    And they ALWAYS believed in socialism, but the socialism they believed in was for the rich, with brutal harsh capitalism for everyone else.

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    Strawberry Hellcat: Gair I gall, ffon I’r anghall  about 4 years ago

    Ugh, I wish cartoonists would stop using the phrase “free money”. It isn’t free money. It’s the hard-earned money YOU paid in taxes. Better you get the use of your own tax money than it be given to mega-corporations owned by greedy .01% Davos/Bilderberg slimeballs.

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    sevaar777  about 4 years ago

    Stamp that envelope, “Return to Sender, deceased.”. MAGAites are already brain dead. They just don’t know it.

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    rekam Premium Member about 4 years ago

    But they’ll still vote for him. VOTE BLUE 2020!! our republic existence depends on you.

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    Zebrastripes  about 4 years ago

    Yep! They’re the first ones to cry wolf and work the system, and the first ones to swallow BULLCRAP!

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    mourdac Premium Member about 4 years ago

    They will take the checks while still defending the pathetic incompetent boob’s actions on coronavirus.

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    Ontman  about 4 years ago

    The name on the mailbox says it all.

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    Carl  Premium Member about 4 years ago

    I will always take back my money from the government. Glad they decided to reduce their pilfering ways.

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    William Bednar Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Hardly a bailout. $1200 may get some folks through a few weeks. Then what? What if the virus is still a problem? More checks? How many? Gov debt into the quadrillions? Read the history of the Great Depression. That’s what.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Totally inaccurate. A REAL MAGAott wouldn’t be bothered to wear the face-mask, since he KNOWS that it’s ALL nothing more then a HOAX perpetrated by the “Liberal Mainstream Media” and “The Democrats”, and ALL the people in the hospitals and even the ones who have DIED are nothing more then “Crisis Actors”!!

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    Michael G.  about 4 years ago

    The Hypocrisy is strong in this mook!

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    Librarylady  about 4 years ago

    “ Many people consider the things government does for them to be social progress but they regard the things government does for others as socialism.” —Earl Warren

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    Librarylady  about 4 years ago

    Trevor is 41 and dying of liver disease. He lives in a low-income housing facility and he doesn’t have health insurance.

    “Had Trevor lived a simple thirty-nine minute drive away in neighboring Kentucky, he might have topped the list of candidates for expensive medications called polymerase inhibitors, a life-saving liver transplant, or other forms of treatment and support,” Metzl writes. But Tennessee officials repeatedly blocked efforts to expand Medicaid under the Affordable Care Act.

    But Trevor is not mad at the state’s elected officials. “Ain’t no way I would ever support Obamacare or sign up for it,” he tells Metzl. “I would rather die.” When Metzl prods him about why he’d choose death over affordable health care, Trevor’s answer is telling. “We don’t need any more government in our lives. And in any case, no way I want my tax dollars paying for Mexicans or welfare queens.”Dying of White by J Metzl

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    thelordthygod666  about 4 years ago

    Thinking that getting a government flu check is socialism, shows how clueless many people are about what socialism is (and please children, don’t post the incorrect Wikipedia answer; it’s also wrong)

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member about 4 years ago

    The GOP always likes free stuff but it has to be labelled right.

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    Tarzan & Redd Panda  about 4 years ago

    Where’s my guv’ment check? Gettin’ low on beer.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member about 4 years ago

    BY THE WAY… The president hasn’t ruled out using federal bailout funds to keep The Trump Organization afloat amid the ongoing crisis.

    “I just don’t know what the government assistance would be for what I have," he told reporters at his daily press briefing today.

    “Everybody knew I had hotels when I got elected. They knew I was a successful person when I got elected, so it’s one of those things.”

    The Trump organization operates more than a dozen golf clubs, as well as five-star hotels in Chicago, Hawaii, Las Vegas, New York, Vancouver, Washington, Ireland, and Scotland.

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    ForALaugh Premium Member about 4 years ago

    MAGAts, not known for their smarts.

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 4 years ago

    Republicans are increasing the debt so there will never be money for social programs, all available tax dollars will be imprest into debt service to pay for the interest.

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    CW Stevenson  about 4 years ago

    We are reaping the consequences of voting for Trump because they despise Hillary.

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 4 years ago

    Bill Barr’s DOJ using pandemic crisis to ask for permission to hold prisoners indefinitely without trial

    https://www.rawstory.com/2020/03/bill-barrs-doj-using-pandemic-crisis-to-ask-for-permission-to-hold-prisoners-indefinitely-without-trial-report/?

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    shamest Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Your Police and fire departments Socialism, Barn raising and cattle round up. socialism. Food kitchen and pantry socialism. Libraries and museum’s socialism. Hell the NRA which originally form to promote gun safety, hunting and sports shooter bordered on sociallism.

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    Ally2005  about 4 years ago

    MAGAts: It’s not socialism when our leader sends us a check. It’s a gift.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member about 4 years ago

    WASHINGTON (AP) — Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul says he has tested positive for COVID-19, the disease caused by coronavirus. The Republican is the first member of the Senate to report testing positive.

    He said in a tweet Sunday that he is feeling fine and is in quarantine.

    Paul, a doctor, said he has not had symptoms and was tested out of an abundance of caution due to his extensive travel and events. Paul said he was not aware of any direct contact with any infected person.

    Two House members, Reps. Mario Diaz Balart of Florida of Ben McAdams of Utah, have tested positive.

    The Senate was in session Sunday seeking a bipartisan response to the pandemic.

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    Bonita Voigt  about 4 years ago

    The same people who go out and buy all the hand sanitizer, TP, various foods, etc because they think they are entitled even when their idiot leader called it a hoax.

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    clarrywat Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Great job.

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