Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for April 07, 2020

Alexa, order me one of those floss machines.

to come up with this idea you’d have to be really strung out…

What I want to know is how does one get Alexa to stop flossing. “Ale’ka, Sto’ flo’ing.” Alexa: “Beg your pardon?”

Some cartoonist was at a floss for a joke.

While visiting a friend I asked her Alexa to cook me some bacon. Didn’t happen. Those things are worthless!

I got Alexa as a gift….she been unplugged

Yeah, they’re great if you want to have everything about you compiled in a data bank. Then 20 years from now, if you don’t agree with the government, they will have the data to make you life miserable or put you away; China is already doing it.

I would buy one of those. Should also do the teeth brushing, and while you are at it, a shave and a haircut.

Alexa…brain bleach!

Before Alexa, my wife was constantly waking me up during the night to adjust the thermostat. After Alexa, my wife is constantly waking me up during the night to tell Alexa to adjust the thermostat….Why she doesn’t just tell Alexa to do it herself? She says Alexa doesn’t like her and won’t listen. I think she just likes waking me up during the night.

If he ever runs out of floss and decides to substitute piano wire…could be fatal.

Alexa, tell me about string theory.