You know, you can swap the “/” for “=” and and get almost the same message. What I really came here to say though is that I really don’t want to think about Australopithecus Robustus screwing anything.
“Forget the BIG STICK. It’s so passé. The SMALL STICK for jabbing into termite holes is bleeding edge! Now, how many termites do you need to eat per month? Tell ya what… with a yearly plan paid up front you can eat all the termites you want. Now, let me discuss the fees for roaming to a different nest…”
It ain’t the size of the rock that matters, it’s what you can do with it! A small but sharp shard of flint is worth a dozen balls of granite as big as your head.
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sevaar777 almost 4 years ago
Ohhh, so tempting to mail a copy to homes displaying the “Rump/Dense” signs on their lawns, but literacy and comprehension may be a problem.
tudza Premium Member almost 4 years ago
You know, you can swap the “/” for “=” and and get almost the same message. What I really came here to say though is that I really don’t want to think about Australopithecus Robustus screwing anything.
Dr. Quatermass almost 4 years ago
“Forget the BIG STICK. It’s so passé. The SMALL STICK for jabbing into termite holes is bleeding edge! Now, how many termites do you need to eat per month? Tell ya what… with a yearly plan paid up front you can eat all the termites you want. Now, let me discuss the fees for roaming to a different nest…”
eromlig almost 4 years ago
Good one, Ruben! I’m sure Matt forgives you, even from 26 years ago. (Almost as long as Tara Reade has been separated from Joe Biden…)
SKJAM! Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Vaguely related manga about dating an Australopithecus Garhi… http://www.skjam.com/2020/04/25/manga-review-primitive-boyfriend-vol-1/
comixbomix almost 4 years ago
Strange there’s no advice about promising careers pitching wheel insurance…
ChessPirate almost 4 years ago
“10 secrets to becoming the hippest, not the hippiest!”
willie_mctell almost 4 years ago
Is there a way I can sign up a bunch of people for trial subscriptions?
Pickled Pete almost 4 years ago
How did people living in BC time know how to write dates.. counting back from a futuristic event ?
Kip W almost 4 years ago
Waiting for “Another Trump comic? This strip used to be funny!”
AndrewSihler almost 4 years ago
Super clever.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 4 years ago
It ain’t the size of the rock that matters, it’s what you can do with it! A small but sharp shard of flint is worth a dozen balls of granite as big as your head.
jpozenel almost 4 years ago
Totally unnecessary to leave a political comment when it is all to obvious!