She’s 1500 now. She may last longer than the sun.
I’m surprised Gaylord didn’t get zapped for that comment!
This is one of the best Broomies that I’ve ever seen. And I’ve been reading it since 1970. Thanks, Russ!
Just for that she ain’t dying!
They can toss my ashes in the trash, for all I care.
I like Carol Burnett’s, “I want my ashes tossed on Robert Redford.” Except I’d choose Pierce Brosnan.
Hey, Broomie? Take a powder, hah?
“You take all the fun out of croaking!”
Broomie, you are not an enchanted prince!
If she lived this long it ain’t gonna happen!
Back when acid rain was a thing.
Heard that composting your remains is a new thing. I thought about just having my ashes added to the compost pile, but maybe that would disturb the acid/base balance? Hopefully I have awhile to worry about this. : )
At 1500 years it is doubtful if a crematorium is up to the task.
Lou Grant wanted to be left in the garbage can with his hat on.
You want to scatter your ashes so people can walk all over like they do now.
Comic Witches do not die.
all I could think of was John Denver’s lay me down in forest lawn. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz8j2IV1DM0
It’s fun to croak?!
GreasyOldTam about 4 years ago
She’s 1500 now. She may last longer than the sun.
jagedlo about 4 years ago
I’m surprised Gaylord didn’t get zapped for that comment!
Fiona D Premium Member about 4 years ago
This is one of the best Broomies that I’ve ever seen. And I’ve been reading it since 1970. Thanks, Russ!
danketaz Premium Member about 4 years ago
Just for that she ain’t dying!
e.groves about 4 years ago
They can toss my ashes in the trash, for all I care.
marilynnbyerly about 4 years ago
I like Carol Burnett’s, “I want my ashes tossed on Robert Redford.” Except I’d choose Pierce Brosnan.
Michael G. about 4 years ago
Hey, Broomie? Take a powder, hah?
gammaguy about 4 years ago
“You take all the fun out of croaking!”
Broomie, you are not an enchanted prince!
Zebrastripes about 4 years ago
If she lived this long it ain’t gonna happen!
carlzr about 4 years ago
Back when acid rain was a thing.
oldlady07 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Heard that composting your remains is a new thing. I thought about just having my ashes added to the compost pile, but maybe that would disturb the acid/base balance? Hopefully I have awhile to worry about this. : )
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 4 years ago
At 1500 years it is doubtful if a crematorium is up to the task.
cubswin2016 about 4 years ago
Lou Grant wanted to be left in the garbage can with his hat on.
cuzinron47 about 4 years ago
You want to scatter your ashes so people can walk all over like they do now.
Iwa Iniki about 4 years ago
Comic Witches do not die.
patlaborvi about 4 years ago
all I could think of was John Denver’s lay me down in forest lawn. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz8j2IV1DM0
Sisyphos about 4 years ago
It’s fun to croak?!