Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 27, 2020

It would help if you took off your sunglasses if you want the jury to see you cry.

Can we really assign a dollar figure to a Royal Dis? That’s a stain that won’t fade, man, trust me.

Before and after picture of a law school education in one frame.

Well acted, but I prefer “Legally Blond”.

Well, the kid isn’t getting an Oscar here but the lawyer is doing his best.

He might still have a future as a lawyer. When in court it is mostly performance art.

what law school was he at? the term hasn’t ended so the score on one test wouldn’t show up. This is so stupid i’m getting po’ed

The death of his dog was also caused by the professor’s scandalous low grade. The poor mutt died of grief on learning that his master hadn’t made it into law school.

Mr Slocum could get a job acting.

For a more convincing display of devastation, flash on that time the keg turned out to be empty.

His dog probably had a better shot at law school.

Whatever you do, boy, don’t flash the jury!!

Ever wonder how lawyers obtained their bad, sleazy reputations?