{Off-topic:} “Seth Meyers brutally mocks cable news pundits ‘freaking out’ over Bernie Sanders’ surge”: …www.alternet.org/2020/02/seth-meyers-brutally-mocks-cable-news-pundits-freaking-out-over-bernie-sanders-surge/- – - Click around on “Truthdig”to discover quite a few pieces that pundits err in pooh-poohing Bernie’s chances: I started at … https://www.truthdig.com/articles/seth-meyers-ridicules-cable-news-for-unhinged-sanders-coverage-video/
Trump isn’t worried. He’s probably had more secret phone calls with Putin than dinners with Melania. If Vlad doesn’t have backdoor access to our voting machines by now, then what good was having Russian computer experts review our government security codes for trade purposes.
trump loves crowds….crowds increase the risk of infection…trump catches the virus….coughs up a lung or two…and goes belly-up.
What better place to spread a virus, than an arena with 20 thousand screaming humans? (OK, a subway, but you’re not going to get the blob on the subway.)
Happy ending? (Not a Bob Kraft happy ending, of course.)
Why I can’t take anything Trump says seriously; too many adjectives, too many adjectives he makes up, too many repetitions of adjectives, and too many lies. It’s a 90% probability he’s telling a lie (whether deliberately or mistakenly, makes no difference).
The Repulsicans have been quite busy closing polling places for years. Th Supreme Kangaroo Court has said it’s Okee dokee. Since when does a dick-tater-ship need voters?
Concretionist about 4 years ago
Sound about right
What we really need is a nice targeted illness that attacks folks with the fewest doubts and the most anger and makes them reluctant to vote.
Daeder about 4 years ago
And lets hope no one starts talking about all the CDC cuts and firings you perpetrated prior to this outbreak scare.
Old_Curmudgeon about 4 years ago
The Bee’s Knees – [4 beats/line, then 3}
{in Wes’ Texis vernacular}
About this virus, y’awl jist relax.
Th’ prez hisSe’f knows all uv th’ facts
an’ ‘e’s fixin’ thangs up with ‘is genius acts, -
- so y’awl kin jist stand at ease
while ‘e thwarts this dadgum’ disease. …
… Idn’t [our] are prez th’ bee’s knees?
. . . . . . . . . . . . .
cdward about 4 years ago
I have little doubt he will try this.
Old_Curmudgeon about 4 years ago
{Off-topic:} “Seth Meyers brutally mocks cable news pundits ‘freaking out’ over Bernie Sanders’ surge”: …www.alternet.org/2020/02/seth-meyers-brutally-mocks-cable-news-pundits-freaking-out-over-bernie-sanders-surge/- – - Click around on “Truthdig”to discover quite a few pieces that pundits err in pooh-poohing Bernie’s chances: I started at … https://www.truthdig.com/articles/seth-meyers-ridicules-cable-news-for-unhinged-sanders-coverage-video/
feverjr Premium Member about 4 years ago
Trump isn’t worried. He’s probably had more secret phone calls with Putin than dinners with Melania. If Vlad doesn’t have backdoor access to our voting machines by now, then what good was having Russian computer experts review our government security codes for trade purposes.
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-cyber-russia/tech-firms-let-russia-probe-software-widely-used-by-u-s-government-idUSKBN1FE1DT
Masterskrain Premium Member about 4 years ago
I would NOT put it past this UN-AMERICAN, RUSSIAN OWNED AND OPERATED TRAITOR FOR A NANOSECOND!!!!
PraiseofFolly about 4 years ago
Imitation of “Unchained Melody”
(Apologies to Hy Zaret / Alex North)
.
“Unchained Mentally”
Oh, my Votes, my darlings,
I’ll have you in my clutch
By Autumn time.
Time ‘til then goes slowly,
Bad things can happen much —
Will the Country still be mine?
I need those votes, I want those votes,
Vlad, speed some extra votes to me!
.
Cheering MAGAs come to my rants, to my rants,
To my ralleys’ waving arms.
Loyal MAGAs, vote for me, vote for me,
My power will expand, you will see.
.
Oh, my loves, my Voters,
You’ve hungered for such power
A long, long time!
Time will come and you will be rewarded,
No fear before gun laws to cower!
Are you with me in line?
I crave your votes, give me your votes,
You must come to vote for me.
.
Expectantly, I gaze upon the land, on the land,
Waiting for the world to say,
He has it all in hand, gripping hand,
Democracy has been squeezed away.
Etc.
superposition about 4 years ago
Toles seems to be reading the resident’s mind on this issue … an opportunity to prevent evil disloyal Democrats from voting against him.
Redd Panda about 4 years ago
There is hope, if we look for it.
trump loves crowds….crowds increase the risk of infection…trump catches the virus….coughs up a lung or two…and goes belly-up.
What better place to spread a virus, than an arena with 20 thousand screaming humans? (OK, a subway, but you’re not going to get the blob on the subway.)
Happy ending? (Not a Bob Kraft happy ending, of course.)
Pax et Bonum.
Zebrastripes about 4 years ago
Sounds about the right time the virus will implode in America…..Voting day…..
Ontman about 4 years ago
Lock up all the public gathering places…except my rally venues.
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 4 years ago
I hear trump rallies are especially prone to the Corona virus.
Michael G. about 4 years ago
I cannot imagine the elephant saying what it does in the first panel.
Motivemagus about 4 years ago
Don’t give him any ideas!!
Radish the wordsmith about 4 years ago
President for life Trump can declare a national emergency and stop the election.
Trump put anti science Pence in charge of the Corona virus response so when it all goes wrong Trump can blame Pence and make Ivanka his VP.
anomalous4 about 4 years ago
Brace yourselves…Infrastructure Week is coming!
Bookworm about 4 years ago
Why I can’t take anything Trump says seriously; too many adjectives, too many adjectives he makes up, too many repetitions of adjectives, and too many lies. It’s a 90% probability he’s telling a lie (whether deliberately or mistakenly, makes no difference).
Pat Towey about 4 years ago
And our leader has appointed Mike Pence has epidemic czar. Look out! Thoughts and prayers coming your way.
Solaricious Premium Member about 4 years ago
Sadly, that’s a plausible nightmare scenario. I’m sure Moscow Mitch would support it ‘for the public good’
Godfreydaniel about 4 years ago
[with insincere apologies to “The Arkansas Traveler”]
Now, once upon a time in old D.C.
A mad king sat upon his throne to pee
He fiddled with his phone, that he liked to use
To sent out tweets full of lies and abuse
Reigning was hard but the mad king didn’t care
As long as he got much more than his share
(And even at that, we can all agree
He spent all his time watching Fox TV)
A traveler was passing by just then
He stopped outside the mad king’s den of sin
He pounded on the door: “Are you okay?”
“I’m having my usual reigning day!”
“But what about all the laws you break
And how you never give, just take
And what about all those lies you tell?
It seems to me that you’re going to Hell!"
“Are you from Trump Force One? Give me a lift!
I cannot move, can neither stir nor shift!"
“I rather tend to doubt that your plane can fit
In your mad throne room where you sit and ****
I’ll be leaving now, but I promise you
I will check back in, in a month or two
Possibly by then you can shift and stir
If you can’t, no loss, you mangy cur!"
Godfreydaniel about 4 years ago
Mike Pence is SCARED of girls, so I’m pretty sure that he would be even more scared of ones that might have something CATCHING……
Masterskrain Premium Member about 4 years ago
Dow DOWN ANOTHER 1200 today!!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 4 years ago
What I posited yesterday.
kentmarx36 about 4 years ago
The Repulsicans have been quite busy closing polling places for years. Th Supreme Kangaroo Court has said it’s Okee dokee. Since when does a dick-tater-ship need voters?
MITZI about 4 years ago
Tom Toles: Only your wit makes this all bearable.