Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 06, 2020

Besides, the Fink isn’t going to part with a nickel if he can avoid it.

The King needs to keep all the good cents that he can. Or is that common cents? He does seem to be a bit short of either.

Yuck! Talk about “spit and polish”!

Not that he’s complaining, mind you.

Pence and Barr are always close

which would explain the color of Sir Rodney’s tongue!

Kingky

OY! I know another fake king who has the same staff….

Do shoeshine boys even exist anymore?

Trump approves.

The kids more of a boot spitter than a boot licker, but either way, when your shoes are so close to your nose you need to be a little more discerning.

According to Buttercup, one in power can never have too many of those

At least you don’t have to worry about doing a bad job and getting punished for it.

“Thank you shoeshine. You’re humble and lovable.”

I remember a Shoeshine boy who turned into Underdog.

Too many bootlickers is the price a cruel despot must pay.

Probably does not need toilet paper either with all the brown nose-ers on the staff.

Yes, one of them sir Rodney. But that is quiet harsh on the kid. Down here in india, a shoe polisher went on to to become Indian idol.