Close to Home by John McPherson for February 27, 2020

Her excitement turned to shock. When she realized that her new dress was made out of wallpaper.

Very tough for a wallflower to break free.

She clearly has to stand in front of her husband at all times.

Do I sense this behavior is a pattern?

She really blends in with the crowd.

What are the odds….

The walls have eyes, so does her dress.

If Scarlett O’Hara could make her dress from the curtains, why can’t Karen use wallpaper?

She can fade into the background and listen to all the gossip. Probably all about her!

“She belongs among the wallflowers.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0×4vz4_EX0E

That is sort of cool in a way. She looks like her middle is missing.

Is it me overlooking him or is Bleeb on vacation?

Looks like the wallpaper and her dress have eyeballs and merkins.

Hey where did Karen go?

“You walked into the party, like you were walking on a yacht….” needle scrapes and song ends…

An obvious homage to Gary Larson.

Just a wall flower?

Added to her horror, she discovered how really old the wall paper was.

Does this dress make my….does this wall make my dress look…does this room make my…aaah never mind.

From the looks of that crowd it wasn’t going to be much of a party. Maybe go home and watch the Democrat debate rerun.

And once again we have the ahemm placement of the dots on the dress. Circles with dots at that! To bad Bleeb wasn’t here to enjoy that LOL

Notice the smiling women. A lot of schadenfreude going on here.

It’s okay as long as it doesn’t become a pattern of behavior.

Talk about blending in.

This actually happened when we went to my brother’s house the first time, and we wondered where my young daughter had gone. She was quietly standing against the wall wearing a dress that matched the wall paper. I thought it was hilarious, but the sister-in-law not so much.