Close to Home by John McPherson for February 19, 2020

And a Bleeb by the door….Sire!

Bleeb is getting the Royal Treatment.

I think the guy @ left front is out of position.

“Yeah, but how fast can it go?”

“Sedan Chairs” would have been more accurate, and funnier.

Does it have WiFi?

I wonder if those Uber lifters rotate or if they just have one really strong arm?

Well, it is a people carrier. “People” encompasses more than just humans…

I’m inclined to believe

If we were so down

We’d up and leave

We’d up and fly if we had wings for flyin’

Can’t you see the tears we’re cryin’?

Can’t there be some happiness for me?

Not in Nottingham

Roger Miller

How much is the extended warranty on the transmission?

“Cool, I’m gonna shoot some donuts leaving the parking lot!” (Wait a minute, I was supposed to say that with a royal accent, let me try again!) “Cool, I’m gonna shoot some doughnuts leaving the parking lot!”

I want to see the one with “three on the tree”! ;o}

“No … I’m looking for something sportier. I’m thinking more like a muscle-car, not a geek-mobile.”

Sire ! Don’t Purchase That One, It’s New and already the front is Out Of Alignment !!! Must of been Hot Rodded on a test ride.:-)

I only see two on the floor with Bleeb in there, but it’s got four-wheel drive.

Counting feet it’s a straight eight.