All praise orange JAY-SUS! God-king of America. May his righteous and divine Talibanicals destroy all who dare question their sacred mission of absolute control of all unbelievers.
After this, Evangelicals threw away their right to criticize anything based on their religious beliefs because they showed their faith is just opportunistic BS. Most Evangelicals are out there finding new ways to fleece their flock so they can live comfortably and support those that help them maintain that lifestyle. True Christians strive to live their lives by following the examples taught by Jesus instead of telling others how they think Jesus should have acted in total contradiction to how the Bible chronicled him.
Evangelicals who have promoted Trump have done great harm to Christianity. They wonder why church attendance has fallen off when they are the cause of it. In some weird way, they think they can force people back to church through government oppression.
“Religion has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever ’til the end of time!
But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He’s all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can’t handle money!”― George Carlin
Evangelicals: We have seen the deliverer (of Supreme Court justices) and thy name is Trump. Praise be to God, I mean Trump and pass the collection plate ye sinners so you may enter the promised Trumplandia of milk and Kool-aid.
Dtroutma about 4 years ago
That book is the only religion he believes in.
Concretionist about 4 years ago
“Evangelical” Masters of double think. Make that Double Cross Maximal Masters.
Daeder about 4 years ago
Isaiah 5:20
RAGs about 4 years ago
One very big problems with evangelicals is that their main “religious” purpose is to say that all other religions are false.
Coopersdad about 4 years ago
Is that Franklin Graham?
sevaar777 about 4 years ago
All praise orange JAY-SUS! God-king of America. May his righteous and divine Talibanicals destroy all who dare question their sacred mission of absolute control of all unbelievers.
Gary Williams Premium Member about 4 years ago
He claims he has done more for Christianity than Jesus. That may be but if he said he did more for Christianity than Paul that would be astonishing
Patjade about 4 years ago
After this, Evangelicals threw away their right to criticize anything based on their religious beliefs because they showed their faith is just opportunistic BS. Most Evangelicals are out there finding new ways to fleece their flock so they can live comfortably and support those that help them maintain that lifestyle. True Christians strive to live their lives by following the examples taught by Jesus instead of telling others how they think Jesus should have acted in total contradiction to how the Bible chronicled him.
Masterskrain Premium Member about 4 years ago
And THIS is just ANOTHER REASON why “Religion” is the SINGLE GREATEST EVIL ever inflicted on Mankind! PERIOD!!!
mourdac Premium Member about 4 years ago
That preacher has got the bling a typical evanjellicle has. The true religion of the leaders of those cults.
William Bednar Premium Member about 4 years ago
Yeah, Biblical Exegesis ain’t what it used to be.
suzalee about 4 years ago
Evangelicals who have promoted Trump have done great harm to Christianity. They wonder why church attendance has fallen off when they are the cause of it. In some weird way, they think they can force people back to church through government oppression.
Display about 4 years ago
And the rest of us are left muttering, “Jumpin’ Jesus on a pogo stick!”
Ontman about 4 years ago
The watches, the rings, the Russian flag, and most of all the Trump Bible, all nice touches.
VT8/VF84 about 4 years ago
666
Michael G. about 4 years ago
Take off thy shoes from thy feet!
Librarylady about 4 years ago
I do like the hamburger in his other hand and the jewelry-packed hand & wrist on the evangelical.
Masterskrain Premium Member about 4 years ago
“Religion has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever ’til the end of time!
But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He’s all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can’t handle money!”― George Carlin
Squoop about 4 years ago
Trump was chosen all right, by the devil to do his bidding.
NeoconMan about 4 years ago
Jesus said, “Forgive and love your enemies.” At the prayer breakfast, Trump said “I disagree with that.”
And all the good Evangelicals rejected Jesus and followed Trump.
Ally2005 about 4 years ago
Evangelicals: We have seen the deliverer (of Supreme Court justices) and thy name is Trump. Praise be to God, I mean Trump and pass the collection plate ye sinners so you may enter the promised Trumplandia of milk and Kool-aid.
shamest Premium Member about 4 years ago
No no no this is not a church state and should never be.
jhayesd31 about 4 years ago
Revoke the Tax free status of Churchs that take political stance. That has been a part of the tax code for 60 years,
DeepState about 4 years ago
If this doesn’t convince you to become an atheist, I don’t know what will.
Radish the wordsmith about 4 years ago
You have to be a really deluded failure of a human being to support Trump.
Nantucket Premium Member about 4 years ago
Every time I think about “TWO Corinthians” I immediately follow that with “walked into a bar”.
Good thing I don’t believe in Hell, but if there is one, at least I’ll know others that will be there.
Walter Kocker Premium Member about 4 years ago
“Ah NEEDS me another airplane. Y’all gotta give me some money for it, in Jesus’ name! Lemme hear ya say, “Amen”.
Oi Vey!
Michael G. about 4 years ago
Pongo is coming! Don’t step in it! :-O
syzygy47 about 4 years ago
Crooked Donny’s magic marker. It’s not just for weather maps.
Condoreggs Premium Member about 4 years ago
Followers of Trump ceased being followers of Christ.