Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 15, 2020

Aww.

I hate it when I flub a greeting.

That beer wouldn’t have to walk if he had a roller coaster.

I’m under the alfluance of incohol…

I still prefer the original. Who won F1 Championship 1984? Lauda. No I said who won the Championship. LAUDA are you deaf or something?

He flubbed his pickup line.

Opppps! He’s lost his head….

Just the beer talking…

Oh, messed up in the worst possible way!

That beer just never seems to get a head.

‘Fumblemouth’ is what ales him.

He’s lucky he didn’t get a drink thrown in his face.

I love the beer face palm!

Are there two suds to this issue?

spelling counts

Lager then life!

Could’a’ been worse. He could have asked “Are you stout?”

Or if he was scared, a pale ale?

Beer shaming! Shameful!

She aleing now.

The delivery wasn’t as good as the draft.

Well, she is not a Dunkel in Distress

Sorry, none of this makes sense.

I’ve heard of meeting OVER drinks, but…

The difference one letter makes. Now she’s foaming at the mouth.

Exactly what is the pickup line “Are you a lager?” “Because you quench my thirst on a hot day”

I like big glasses and I cannot lie… :D