Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 22, 2020

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That looks like a Charlie Brown sweater

Oh Wiley, WIley, Wiley… you split an infinitive. I attribute it to the current political climate.

Bah. I keep my Christmas spirits in a bottle with a picture of roses. Four of ’em.

It works for me. I don’t even know why we have a tv anymore.

I keep the Christmas spirit alive year round by never paying attention to it in the first place.

We should all stop watching the news until late october, say. In Holland, as I am fond of remarking, they announce an impending election, and a month later, they vote. Refreshing.

I miss eggnog.

BAH!! trumpbug!

Sain’t it the truth!!

Looks like Santa’s Christmas spirit is Bourbon.

I know that the Resurrection is the central theme of Christianity, but I think the Incarnation is also important. Think about it. God liked us so much he wanted to join our club. That’s one hell (?) of a celebrity endorsement for the human race.

nicely played.

Both England and colonial America tried to ban Christmas. All that wassailing good cheer was getting way too rowdy for the Puritans. Maybe they were on to something after all.

I see why Republicans like coal.

I drink I’ll have another think.

READ the news! From reputable sources. Please be informed. It’s the only way for our society to function properly.

I’m not quite sure about keeping the Christmas spirit alive all year – I go into that season with a great deal of fear and trepidation, and quite frankly I’m glad when it’s over. I don’t want to feel like that all year, thank you.

That old Masterburglar is wearing mittens even when out drinking to not leave any identifying clues.

Let us never forget that COMICS are really social commentary disguised as humor. It gives us a chance to laugh at ourselves and contemplate the absurdity of our existence. If you want to take offense, take it where someone cares.

Year round Christmas lights works great. Having a bad day, another politician gets caught lying, taking a bribe, embezzling, hearing any “commentator” at Fox, just flip the Christmas lights switch, and your spirits are lifted again.