Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 21, 2020

Just thawed out. So they are a little behind the times.

now that they’ve thawed out they can just let rip…

My how things have changed!

Now we can give Peas a chance.

Just throw me in some boiling water & be done with it!

I always hope we’ll have peas in our time.

Ice fisherman can always use them for bait, just spread some of them around the hole in the ice and when the fish come up to take a pea hit them over the head!

Brilliant.

The only good pea is a frozen pea…that stays that way!

I think I’d like to see Rip van Winkle rewritten today.

How long were they in the freezer? LOL

? cars park themselves but they don’t fly yet?

It was done before with “Sleeper”.

Jest waiting for their first pod cast….. ; )

Nixon did what? The Bell System was broken up? FEMA tried to use trailers to gas Katrina survivors? Home values went to zero including evictions of whole families? The POTUS didn’t get the Popular vote and he exhibits bully and pre-dictator tendencies?

must have been frozen for a long time …

At least they’re not channeling Elsa.

https://tvline.com/2020/01/27/chris-evans-john-krasinski-boston-car-commercial-video-super-bowl-2020-hyundai/?fbclid=IwAR20LuFvGMMVTBgjchsRr_e4xyFtf2OqG7jCzwS_v5GMjR8wlPlXETZwfr8

Dad to kids at supper: Eat every bean and pea on your plate.

Make peas, not war.

I’m missing the joke here. What’s funny about this?