Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 05, 2020

Heady play.

I bet no car dealership in the world would actually let you get away with this…

I bet Cinderella would have wanted a Ferrari Testarossa

Fickle harpy!

Striking while the iron is hot?

…and brains, too.

So she will trade a pumpkin for a lemon. I’m not sure if that is trading up or not.

Now that’s a great idea!

In this case, it’s the car dealer who may have to worry about caveat emptor…

Midnight where? Technically speaking, it is midnight somewhere on the planet :P.

…now then…Cinderella sure knows which way is up…

Smart cookie! But she’ll lose her dress and then what? LOL

The dealer got punked.

Most Cinderellas I know are always looking to trade up. Prince Charming is a ‘trade up’ kind of guy too. Just saying.

So, if she gets a lemon in trade, at least it will last until she can sue the dealer. All he gets is a midnight surprise.

With your particular configuration, will you fit in a sedan, luxury or otherwise????

When life hands you pumpkins,make pie ;)

That girl has got game!

Smart girl.

Madame: What kind of air freshener were you using? The inside smells like pumpkin spice!

I love it!

Won’t the dealer be surprised.

She’s certainly not a “dumb blonde!”

Try that at “We Buy Anycar”

Wonder what kind of trade in value a before-midnight pumpkin carriage has?

Implicitly dishonest but smart other than that.

Right before midnight, Cinderella’s luck was about run out. As she turned the key to the motel room door, the clock struck midnight and the handsome Prince she picked up turned into a grizzly Biker Bro’

Smart girl.