Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 06, 2020

It’s never too late to start.

Hey Huns, forget about finding a key, those IDiots left the side door wide open and unguarded!

Since Kings were mandated by God, that dictatorial bastard can expect instant help.

The Huns knew that they wouldn’t be welcomed guests. So they came prepared.

The Almighty: “Fat chance, Fink!”

Aw, that’s the first place everyone looks!

Too late! Found it!

A neighbour of mine did this. We didn’t realise until he got robbed when he was away a few years back. We were away at the time too (it was Christmas). They took everything. It was sad but hardly surprising. Then he wondered why the insurance company wouldn’t pay up.

Why wouldn’t the insurance co. pay up? Theft is theft.

You would have figured someone would have removed the key from under the mat the moment the first enemy soldier was spotted!

Wise up Fink. Everyone knows hiding the key under the mat is so passe. You hide it under a rock now!

I’m not exactly sure who to cheer for here. The Vikings or the ID’iots. Actually, a pox on both their houses.

“I know I’m not a praying man, but if you’re up there, save me, Superman!” – Homer Simpson

They have metal sheds in ID?

“…it seemed like a good idea at the time, but now I am having second thoughts…or at least some thought.”